Life Of Jerry

Ironically uglythulu was a really nice...thing...and decided to help Jerry conquer the universe.

 

So Jerry realized he needed some sort of interstellar travel, which unfortunately uglythulu does not have.

 

Uglythulu blew up randomly and sent the entire population, Jerry, and Bryan to an alternate dimension, where all people are dinosaurs. Jerry decided to...

 

Eat noodles to replenish his energy. However, he had no idea how to get them! So...

 

...he travelled all the way back to his original solar system to...

 

Tell of this magical place of dinosaur people...and get some noodles. However, the people...

 

...thought he was a witch and tried to burn him. Jerry...

 

Did the most logical thing to escape-
Timetravel to Salemn at the time of the witch hunts and tell everyone there why he had come there.

 

Dont forget this!

 

Most of the townspeople thought he was mad and carried on gleefully hanging each other so Jerry...

 

Became the judge for the witch trials. 90% of Salemn died that day. The remaining people were witches and appointed Jerry as grand witch. Then...

 

Jerry decided to summon a demon in an attempt to gain supreme power. After gathering his coven...

 

They decided they had to kill the last townsperson alive to gain the power. So they all, except jerry the coven leader, attacked him. However, that townsperson was a veteran... on alert! So the next day it was just the veteran and Jerry. They could not lynch each other. So next night Jerry would have to choose... attack the veteran, risking him being on alert and killing him, or not attack and have it end as a draw, as the time fracture would pull him back into his own time?

 

"Go, kill him" whispered Bryan in Jerry's head. Jerry knew he couldn't take the veteran in his current state so he forced himself to grow another limb. However this completely and permanently exhausted his starfish DNA, meaning his quest for limbs was going to take much longer. Jerry then...