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Life Of Jerry

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Toasted Asian, Oct 26, 2017.

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  1. sdkgjnio

    sdkgjnio hod-SOH-nee-uhs

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    Murder the entire Finnish army anyway. Taking a gun in each of his many hands, he...
     
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    Scarfitt Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    set out across the cosmos in the spaceship he'd built, until he reached the first planet of the New Finnish Empire's (NFE) galaxy. He then...
     
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    DrX2345 Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Fired many bullets into a large nuclear reactor, setting off a chain reaction which destroyed the entire outer crust of the planet...
     
  4. Scarfitt

    Scarfitt Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Jerry then moved onto the next planet where he...
     
  5. JoshLegacy

    JoshLegacy Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    ...did the same exact thing.
     
  6. yellowscreen

    yellowscreen Certified Lurker

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    Except they expected him to retry it as it worked easily on the first time. They captured him, and cut off all his excess limbs.
     
  7. Cybersoap707

    Cybersoap707 That one guy VIP+

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    He was then captured by N. Korea and was transformed into a starfish mutant, allowing him to regrow all his limbs.
     
  8. Scarfitt

    Scarfitt Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    But Jerry resented N. Korea for betraying him in the past so he...
     
  9. DiamondWarrior59

    DiamondWarrior59 Tryhard Shopkeeper

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    Decided to duplicate himself by cutting himself in half and letting each half regenerate individually. He cloned himself many times and his Jerry army held a gun in each of their 9 limbs and attacked the Finnish army and North Korea.
     
  10. JoshLegacy

    JoshLegacy Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    (WTF is this story right now?)
     
  11. Scarfitt

    Scarfitt Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Once Jerry had defeated the Finnish Army, he destroyed their entire empire before he was decisively defeated by the combined forces of N. Korea and the New Finnish Army on the last planet of the NFE. He was the only Jerry to survive so he...
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    (Magnificent!)
     
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    yellowscreen Certified Lurker

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    Decided to not test his luck and went to a galaxy so far away that the NFE will never reach there. After arriving....
     
  13. ThomAnn100

    ThomAnn100 I have reached peak intelligence VIP+

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    He met an army of north Korean pedofile Roblox youtubers, he couldn't take this on alone so he called an army of dungeonrealms players, together they...
     
  14. Dr Zed

    Dr Zed Famous Adventurer HERO

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    Wrote so much terrible fan fiction and art of My Little Pony and FNAF that all of the North Korean pedofile Roblox you tubers died of ass cancer.
     
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    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    The ghostly spirits of the north Korean pedofile Roblox youtubers rose from their grave and formed a ghastly monster. The monster was drivin by their memories of rage, vendetta, vengeance and ass cancer the NK Roblox youtubers died with! With all his might, Jerry and his army...
     
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    yellowscreen Certified Lurker

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    Ran away crying like babies.
    After that, .....
     
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    ThomAnn100 I have reached peak intelligence VIP+

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    Jerry fell into depression, he had to kill the monster to get out of this, to do this he...
     
  18. yellowscreen

    yellowscreen Certified Lurker

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    Died himself and infiltrated it using his ghost human spider starfish mutant form, and sabotaged it from inside. After his success, he noticed he was DEAD! He began thinking of a way to revive, When....
     
  19. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    He came up with a brilliant plan. With his remaining strength and effort, he yells out "I need healing". The infamous call of the healer. The power of the overused mime caused cringe to radiate to nearby intellectual organisms, causing them to shrivel up like prunes. There was a sparkle of light in the distance, brighter than the sun. It was mercy. Mercy flew gracefully through the air, her only goal was to revive Jerry on the battlefield. All of a sudden, mercy resurrected. Jerry from the grave.
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    In a sudden turn of events...
     
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    Scarfitt Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Jerry turned on Mercy and killed her in cold blood before...
     
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