Life Of Jerry

he found that the N.Korea missiles are heading toward him and he died because of the missiles and N.Korea take over the USA they invade DC and somehow Jerry revived because of some shit and.....im not a good storyteller

 

with his army destroyed and America being taken over by N. Korea, Jerry fled to Finnish Africa to build up a new army of...

 

he builds up an army of cyborg and moved his base to mars.He met aliens there and ask their help to destroy N.korea and.....

 

they helped him by giving Jerry an army of pedofile roblox youtubers to destroy north korea! But...

 

as soon as Jerry came back to earth the roblox youtubers started terrorizing humanity and the cyborgs realised that the easiest route to establishing Skynet would be to join N. Korea. So Jerry...

 

wiped out the robots and nuked Mars with the help of North Korea. He was hailed a hero and loved by all until...

 

...he affiliated with the Roblox youtubers who were still terrorizing humanity. The entire world...

 

blew up lol

 

But Jerry managed to escape in a prototype North Korean spacecraft, in which he travelled to...

 

...Mars, seeking revenge against the aliens for their "help". When he landed on Mars he...

 

Succumbed to the radiation from all the times he nuked it, and hastily left, with a third leg growing out of his back.

 

And that is how is quest to become spider Jerry started! His ultimate goal was to get 8 legs and take over the entire universe with them!

 

He started by flying as close to the sun as possible in an attempt to mutate himself again with solar radiation, however...

 

All the water inside of the ship vaporized so he couldn't drink!

 

He discovered that the North Korean Space Program was secretly sponsored by Canada, and drank the maple syrup supplies instead, but...

 

...he threw up from drinking too much maple syrup and becomes dehydrated again, however...

 

... He found a planet that was made entirely of purified water! However, upon trying to collect it...

 

...he found it was cursed and would drain out of the cup before he could drink it, however...

 

to get around the curse, he called his long lost 3rd twin twice removed to pour the water for him so that he could drink it, but once he took a sip, he started screaming...

 

Because the curse's secondary effect was instant limb growth to anyone who managed to drink the water. Extremely painful limb growth. With a new arm still growing out of his left shoulder, he....