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What happened in the 5 days between while they were in this presumably now demolished house?

 

literally nothing thats the exact quote
and then his Mc proceeds to get a crush on the doctor and half an hour later kills an entire army

 

yep sounds about right

 

minion meme

 

ew minions

 

ew minions

 

I hate minions fucking yellow dumb cunts. They look like fucking half eaten bananas with retarded googly eyes on it. Go shove a banana up your tiny minion ass you fucking stupid slave bastards. Get the fuck off my mom’s facebook photos you have no business being in a meme that has absolutely nothing to do with you banana sluts

 

at some point im going to report one of these

 

I see you like that copypasta more than animal crossing dog

 

I loathe the animal crossing copypasta

 

which one

 

ALL OF THEM
Specifically the "animal crossing dog" one, i hate that with every fiber of my being

 

Yea I can see how this can happen

 

I mean my MC just simps for his crush for 10 chapters and nearly gets killed by her twice so he isnt doing much beetter

 

It’s this one

Spoiler: If you’re Skylaar, don’t read this

Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang the Animal Crossing dog”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting. First of all, her name isn’t “the Animal Crossing dog”, it’s Isabelle. It’s a beautiful name for a beautiful person, and you would all do well to refer to her as such. If you don’t even know her name, than you have no right wanted to have sex with her!

Secondly, wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Isabelle is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Isabelle, you should be disgusted with yourself.

Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Isabelle is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such.

I DO NOT want to bang “The Animal Crossing dog”. I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with Isabelle. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her.

I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful head to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes.

However, if I were to ever have sex with Isabelle, I wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Isabelle were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft, golden fur as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight dog pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little paws running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that dogs do where their legs spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets in her fur. But goddamn. I love that fur so much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous fur as possible.

But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.

But Digby on the other hand. Now he’s somebody that I’d wanna bang.

 

oh

 

lava fishing go brr

 

I made the mistake of eating while reading this.

 

oof

 

oof