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Yuri is still best girl tbh, but natsuki’s probably second favorite

 

natsuki all the way for me

 

k

 

natsuki's still gonna stay my favorite. >.>

:D

 

My list is:
1. Yuri
2. Natsuki
3. Sayori
4. Monika

 

Um, actually.
Your list is
1. Monika

 

Monika is bad

 

Wanna say that again?

 

yes.

Monika is bad

 

To everyone but @Maki Nishikino

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Hmm, let’s see, she had two of her friends killed (even if this is a fictional world) and the other deleted just so you would love her, instead of talking to you. That’s a likeable character trait, amirite?

 

she be the only character left to like in the end. >.>
therefore love her before she deleted you too~ '^'

 

That doesn’t mean I have to like her. If Hitler and I were the only people on the planet, would I be forced to like him?

 

ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE HITLER?!?!?!?!?!?!?
tbh, I dun like him eiher. :/

 

Am I supposed to like someone who killed countless Jews, gays, and other different people?

 

Yes.
no.

 

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Doki Doki Literature Club. The plot is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Sartrean Existentialism most of the themes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Monika’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these themes, to realise that they’re not just scary- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Doki Doki Literature Club truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Monika’s existential catchphrase “Ok, everyone,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Portrait Of Markov.I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Salvato's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Doki Doki tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

 

@Eirika & Ephraim
@Yazawa Nico~
halp... ;-;

 

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cuphead. The various techniques are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp on all of the games mechanics most of the high-level techniques will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also Cuphead’s skill centered design, which is deftly woven onto the gameplay-The game’s design philosophy draws heavily from Contra games, for instance. the fans would understand this stuff; They have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of the game’s mechanics. To realize that their not just fun- they emphasize gaining a deep understanding of how to play. as a consequence people who dislike cuphead truly ARE idiots-of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the significance of the Cuphead signature move, the parry slap, which itself clues the player in to how the game rewards mobility and quick thinking, by providing the former for the latter. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jared Moldenhauer’s genius unfolds itself on their screens. What fools… how i pity them. And yes, I DO have a cuphead tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

 

You deserve this. :)