Last Person To Comment Wins!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


A Wild THOT (TheCrimsonSun) Appeared!!
THOT DETECTED!
Go! THOT SLAYER: Priest Bob the Holy One!
Priest Bob the Holy One USES HYPER BEAM!
Priest Bob the Holy One's ability, THOT CLEANSER, changed HYPER BEAMs TYPE to THOTSLAYER TYPE!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
CRITICAL HIT!
The wild Thot (TheCrimsonSun) FAINTED was cleansed by the HOLY SHOT SLAYER BOB THE HOLY ONE!
Priest Bob the Holy One gained 9001 experience points!
PRIEST BOB THE HOLY ONE LEVELED UP!
Lvl 101 -> Lvl 101
Priest Bob the Holy One is max level, so Trainer Thot Slayer Kid was given a Premium First EA Edition GX EX Ultra Rare Secret Rare Thot Slayers Only Crate instead.
Open the Premium First EA Edition GX EX Ultra Rare Secret Rare Thot Slayer Only Crate now?
[Yes] or No

| LOOT |
| 360 Thot Traps |
| 9001 LE |
| 8 Unidentified Legendaries |
| 1 Ultra Rare Azure-Eyes Silver Dragon|
| 1 Shiny Riolu |

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this thread exists cause of

 

This is no longer last person to comment wins, this has been ruined by some wierd war and stupid copypastas. I leave now from this thread!

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
P.S: This copypasta is getting annoying, when I copy and paste it, it doesn't carry the colors and I gotta revert the colors. Also I gotta change up the rewards every now and then. Also I never really remembered you commenting much on this thread or at all so yeah....


A Wild THOT (Jalapeno9) Appeared!!
THOT DETECTED!
Go! THOT SLAYER: Priest Bob the Holy One!
Priest Bob the Holy One USES HYPER BEAM!
Priest Bob the Holy One's ability, THOT CLEANSER, changed HYPER BEAMs TYPE to THOTSLAYER TYPE!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
CRITICAL HIT!
The wild Thot (Jalapeno9) FAINTED was cleansed by the HOLY SHOT SLAYER BOB THE HOLY ONE!
Priest Bob the Holy One gained 9001 experience points!
PRIEST BOB THE HOLY ONE LEVELED UP!
Lvl 101 -> Lvl 101
Priest Bob the Holy One is max level, so Trainer Thot Slayer Kid was given a Premium First EA Edition GX EX Ultra Rare Secret Rare Thot Slayers Only Crate instead.
Open the Premium First EA Edition GX EX Ultra Rare Secret Rare Thot Slayer Only Crate now?
[Yes] or No

| LOOT |
| 360 Thot Traps |
| 9001 LE |
| 69 Unidentified Uniques |
| 1 Pot of Greed|
| 1 Shiny Gible |

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rip

 

Bumpity bumpbumpbump

 

Why bump the most recent comment before yours was like 30 minutes ago (from the time u posted).

 

y not

 

no u

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


A Wild THOT (DaFamousRedPanda) Appeared!!
THOT DETECTED!
Go! THOT SLAYER: Priest Bob the Holy One!
Priest Bob the Holy One USES HYPER BEAM!
Priest Bob the Holy One's ability, THOT CLEANSER, changed HYPER BEAMs TYPE to THOTSLAYER TYPE!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
CRITICAL HIT!
The wild DaFamousRedPanda FAINTED was cleansed by the HOLY SHOT SLAYER BOB THE HOLY ONE!
Priest Bob the Holy One gained 9001 experience points!
PRIEST BOB THE HOLY ONE LEVELED UP!
Lvl 101 -> Lvl 101
Priest Bob the Holy One is max level, so Trainer Thot Slayer Kid was given a Premium First EA Edition GX EX Ultra Rare Secret Rare Thot Slayers Only Crate instead.
Open the Premium First EA Edition GX EX Ultra Rare Secret Rare Thot Slayer Only Crate now?
[Yes] or No

| LOOT |
| 9001 Meows |
| 329 Unidentified Set |
| 3 Emeralds |
| 1 Shonen Jump Championship Series Promos 2004 Cyber-Stein Ultra Rare BGS 10 PRISTINE (Which is $6000 btw) |
| 1 Shiny Haxorus |

Congratulations! You gained a bunch of worthless items! Time to sell them on the Black Market Wynncraft Forums!

 

no u

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


A Wild THOT (DaFamousRedPanda) Appeared!!
THOT DETECTED!
Go! THOT SLAYER: Priest Bob the Holy One!
Priest Bob the Holy One USES JUDGEMENT!
Priest Bob the Holy One's held item, ANTI-THOT PLATE, changed JUDGEMENTs TYPE to THOTSLAYER TYPE!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
CRITICAL HIT!
The wild DaFamousRedPanda FAINTED was cleansed by the HOLY SHOT SLAYER BOB THE HOLY ONE!
Priest Bob the Holy One gained 9001 experience points!
PRIEST BOB THE HOLY ONE LEVELED UP!
Lvl 101 -> Lvl 101
Priest Bob the Holy One is max level, so Trainer Thot Slayer Kid was given a Premium First EA Edition GX EX Ultra Rare Secret Rare Thot Slayers Only Crate instead.
Open the Premium First EA Edition GX EX Ultra Rare Secret Rare Thot Slayer Only Crate now?
[Yes] or No

| LOOT |
| 167,000 Borks |
| 4.01 Fucks Given |
| 69 Emeralds |
| 1 Tournament Black Luster Soldier (Price range goes from like $10 to $12,000,000 btw) |
| 1 Shiny Mewtwo |

Congratulations! You gained a bunch of worthless items! Time to sell them on the Black Market Wynncraft Forums!

 

no..... please.... I'm tired of pasting my copypasta since I have to recolor it and change the text a lot.......
just.... spare.... me.....

Spoiler: My Will

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

no u

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


back to the old gen

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere,anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent towipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fuckingdead, kiddo.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.'
Guess we are going back to the old copypastas.

 

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