King Of The Hill

Unfortunately, Lazarus realizes that he didn't install a self-destruction system because that would be a fucking dumb thing to do. Time suddenly breaks, reversing back to when I had the hill.

 

But then I attack the hill with only a knife and just survive. Somehow. (References tho)

Knowing someone with a mech or time warp powers is going to come and take the hill back no matter what I do, I go make a smoothie.

 

Some random guy runs over and steals your smoothie, then he runs away. >:)

 

"NOOOOOOO..." I'm so enraged, I morph into a Dragonite. I barrel after the good for nothing smoothie thief.

 

The guy while runing, looks behind him, gets incredibly shocked and falls over.
"OMG WHAT THE HELL?!?!" he exclaims.
He is now lying on his back and trying to push himself away from you.

You now notice that his clothes are ragged and seems years old. The man is probably around 20.

 

Time reverses to when I had the hill >:D

 

I call the great lord Salted and tell him to remove your time travel powers and giant mechs... then smite thee to death. He agrees because I offered him cookies and does it. I take the hill.

 

I make more time travel powers and giant mechs.
hill taken

 

I have used my super necro powers to revive this thread, I have sent an army to destroy you!!!! And themselves

 

I simply refuse to get attacked by the army. I hold the hill.

 

Well then i simply destroy the hill and dearm your mechs, and build a new hill just for me

 

Buddo, you've got the wrong hill. Lazarus extracts the fragments from the broken hill and reforms it inside of his house.

 

My hill becomes a much and liberate the hill

 

I drop 20 nukes on the hill. Goodbye.

 

I still have the original hill.

 

I drop 20 nukes on the original hill and teleport the hill into a black hole so it gets torn apart and sent to an alternate dimension.

 

You either win or die... but if I win...

 

That's not how black holes work.
I hold the hill.

 

I nuke the hill again and send it to the surface of the sun.

 

I reverse time because you just destroyed the hill, and take it to an alternate dimension where anything that's not me gets instantly eviscerated.