King Of The Hill

/gamemode @a 2
/gamemode Slimeonatree__57 c
/deop @e
Let the games begin

 

*Opens inventory* Hmm...
*Pulls out the server console*
/gamemode Florfy5 c
/ban @e[name=!Florfy5]

 

Florfy where do you live? Just wondering
Andwhereismyknife?

 

In hell, come over sometime.
(I keep thinking of ways to say "Go to hell". dw, it's a joke.)

 

Nah fam, that's not hell. Haven't you watched event horizon?
You're just living in my basement

 

Oh, I'll just come up, then. *Pulls out 4 katanas, 2 held by spare bionic arms*

 

(This is actually hilarious because I know japanese swordfighting IRL and in no world would you ever use more than one katana. In fact, using one sword is key because it gives you maximun control over your sword, allowing for feints as well as faster attacks. There are a few instances of using two swords, but only one would be a katana and the other would be a shorter sword used for blocking)
Oh yeah, since at this point we CLEARLY aren't using IRL physics, as you would not be able to control two arms you just randomly stuck onto yourself, I just pull out a laser cannon and disintegrate you as soon as you come up

 

Well, Intimidation Droid PLO 9000 didn't work, sooooo I guess I'll have to do it myself. *grabs a katana, comes upstairs, and sneaks up behind you because you thought I died, then remove your head.

 

But wait that was
Meanwhile I grab my Laser Cannon mkII and disintegrate you again

 

*is making droids in the basement*
Now...
*sends a bunch of droids that shoot several different types of missiles up to blow you up. rip.

 

But wait! I have nanobots that shred all the droids and missiles and repurposes them, making them into even more nanobots!

 

@Slimeonatree
I use dark magic, scientific research and insite to paralise you and tie you up. I then proceed to cut your eyelids so each time you blink you will be in pain. I will call to the birds so they can eat your stomach, only so it grows again for the process to be repeated. I will the use a series of magical knives to cut you, but they are so hot they inmediatly seal the injury so you can only sufffer and not bleed. I will the burn your vocal cords, ears and tear out your eyes so you are cut off from the rest off the world except for pain. I will the slowly pierce you with needles utill you bleed to death for my own personal pleausure. I then throw your corpse to my bloodhound so that your dead body can find no peace.

Then I build an impenetrable forcefield around my hill so other people can't intrude. I create living, stone archer to shoot anyone near and favour all the gods to earn their eternal protecion.

Damn

 

RIP nanobot army, at least they made a good replica of me
Meanwhile, I use bullshitsciencedestroyer3000 to return all physics into real physics. RIP stone archer RIP forcefield RIP gods

 

I use that chance to run in with a robot army armed with laser cannons. they disintegrate you and Ghalt. I take the hill.

 

But wait, Salted is real and he is god, so all my mystical bullshit works! Therefore you cannot get the hill! I am king.

 

but the robot army got through.

 

But wait that can't happen because that's bullshit science!
The paradox destroys us all
And takes the hill

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Dammit what the heck?

 

You mortal do not understand my power. I am also a scientist and I use an electromagnet emitor to stop all traviling of negative electrons (basically I just disabled all technology relying on electricity). I use a mind-controlled ballrog to kill you and use an electromagnetic spectrum of high frequency(which uses no electricity) to create a footrefield.

 

Also, how drunk are you?

 

I has BeEN No dRunk... I..jusTTT buI from My fliend Yahyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!