King Of The Hill

I go to pluto and use a machine to switch places with you.

 

I proceed to show you Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared[gr8 stff check it out on utube] then you leave the hill, killing yourself

 

I reset time to the first page and then perma-ban everyone except me and take the hill.

 

The server glitches and bans everyone except me (you included). I take the hill and put a magical shield that is impassible by everyone except me that lets in air, powers electronics, and stuff. I also bring 5 week's worth of food and water, then set up a tent with a sleeping bag and bring a computer and TV.

 

BUT WAIT!!!!! The all might salted has fixed this thread!!!!! I cast a spell that turns me into ai- *dies*

 

But you still don't own the hill.

Since nothing is on the hill, I summon my pantheon of willing gods and saunter up to the hill, where I proceed to eat potato chips. My pantheon marches on, crushing any insurrection (uprising, rebellion). Mmmm potato chips are yummy.

 

BUT WAIT!!! I AM STILL ALIVE!!!! I cast a spell that destroys the magical barrier and send flory5 to hell for all eternity. I also asked salted to ban Poiu for building hacks and steal his potato chips. Now to sadistically watch Poiu suffer :3.

 

I just pick up Poiu, throw him and get the hill (the pantheon unsommons)

 

I rise from hell by switching places with Ryc using my switching-places-machine (place-switcher-inator) and teleport the hill to a private utopia dimension that only I can enter and bring my place-switcher-inator AND the blueprint. I now own the hill.

 

I bathe in the River Styx and become invincible. I call on the wrath of the Olympian gods on the hill. Gaea, primordial goddess of the earth wakes from her endless slumber and moves the hill back down to the earth. Zeus rains down lightning bolts on the hill, and after everything on the hill is dead, I climb to the top.

Tartarus, the primordial god of the pit, moves the hill into the eternal pit, Tartarus. The air is poisonous to all living beings, but as I bathed in the River Styx, it's safe for me. Hill is mine now :D

 

I proceed to walk to the hill and claim in as mine.

 

I hide an explosive behind you and set it off. RIP WhettoWen. I take the hill, build a house on it, build a wall to keep the humans out, and spray the wall, hill, and house with anti-everything spray.

 

Then i fly over the house on the hill and dump water on it washing the spray away and blow the house up with a missle and plant a flag

 

Then I use the switch-places-inator to switch places with the flag then stab you with a Gladius. RIP Skynet.

 

Guys, what happened to what @Daenerys & Drogo did? You just skipped it xD

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I use a time machine to revert everything back to this post:

 

BUT WAIT!!!!! The all might salted has fixed this thread!!!!! I cast a spell that turns me into ai- *dies*

 

I go reverse time to before this comment and kill you. I then take the hill while wearing unbreakable armor.

 

The Velociraptor Mech Appears.
(This isn't going to take any real effect until my next turn. Why? because there's a limit on how many files you can upload per post)

 

(oh by the way it looks like this lol)

 

I have taken the hill.

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(just in case you're wondering, the "unbreakable armor" either has holes in it where the plasma would completely ruin you or you can't breathe, so i win either way)