King Of The Hill

I ban command blocks, then, I build a HUUUUUUGEE wall around the hill and claim it for myself once again.
(And if your wondering how I payed for the wall, lets just say I had a "agreement" with Donald Trump)

 

I morph into the kool-aid guy and bust through the wall (oh yeah!)

Then I drown you in kool-aid and take the hill for myself.

 

I just banned command blocks...

 

Sorry, I only saw page 1.
Mistakes were made.

Any ways, I nuke @Possumness and so his kook aid is evaporated. I walk majestically through the fallout and claim my place atop the hill

 

I become JHON CENA and push you with my pinky and now the hill is mine

 

I become 2 John Cenas and push you off

 

I sue you for copyright and you go to prison then i take the hill

 

I march on the hill with ten thousand troops and three dragons. I burn everyone alive and take the hill for myself. I then proceed to build a city on da hill.

 

Suddenly, a lone warrior strides toward the hill. With a resounding roar a massive sneeze rips through the air cleansing the hill, and the warrior takes it as his own. That warrior... Is me.

 

Still King of the Hill!

Come and get me, cowards!

 

I summon dank memes all over the place, they raid the hill killing everything, and then I take the hill.

 

The residual mini-tornados rip you and your memes off of the hill and fling you beyond existence while simultaneously launching me onto the hill and creating a dome of packed, spinning air that flings anything that touches it unimaginable distances.

 

I use the popular dank meme called "Thug Life" to completely obliterate the wind-fort. Then I make an Iron Diaper to hide under.

 

I use the TARDIS to travel back in time and place a bomb in the hill, then come back to the present and activate the bomb, killing you. I then use the TARDIS again to go inside the Iron Diaper. Also, you can't sue me for copyright because Docter Who gave it to me, well, let's just say under extreme duress. Finally, I surround the Iron Diaper with Daleks, also given under extreme duress.

 

I dig underneath the hill, creating a big cavern underneath it. Then I nuke the place, and the hill collapses, so all that is left is a hole instead of the hill that used to be there. then I take all the dirt and make a new hill in the clouds, so becoming Zeus.

 

The other Greek Gods take the hill, but I steal it while they throw you into Tartarus. I run away with the hill and when I put it back all the magical creatures of the surrounding forest are so grateful that they swear to protect the hill for me with their lives.

 

I burn the forest and the creatures, and then just leave to find a hill of my own in a far off corner of the earth.

 

OK, but I still own the hill. Goodbye.

 

There are no creatures and forest and anything else, so i just take the hill :P

 

I harness the ancient power of the slap-fight and drive you off the hill. MINE!