King Of The Hill

I bribe god to drop an anvil on your head and to protect me from attacks and stuff. I take the hill.

 

Damnit the power of bribing is stronger than the power of blackmailing ;(

 

meh I don't know why you fight over a hill when there are countless mountains around

 

So is the goal to necropost this?

 

Yes

I pay God double whatever you're paying him to kick you across the continent. I take the hill

 

Yay this thread has been revived :D

Heres the problem, there is no god

So I ask north Korea to bomb you, me and north Korea now claim the hill

 

I tell North Korea that Kim Jung un

I tell North Korea that Kim Jung in used sarcasm which is now illegal in North Korea sparking a civil war. While they are fighting I ride in on a giant eagle screaming USA and knock everyone off the hill, claiming it for the United States!

 

2 months later, trump becomes president and china is now pissed, I ask them to claim the hill and now china claims the hill!

 

I tell them Trump has declared war on China and are now about to nuke the hill. I take the hill since they left.

 

Florfy is fluffy so I push him off with my bubble blower.

 

Do I look fluffy? Anyway, I'm still on the hill because they're only bubbles and shoot you with an RPG.

 

I push you off the hill. I claim the hill. (Most original idea.)