King Of The Hill (revival)

I firebomb the line of ents around the hill, burning all the ents. I claim the hill.

 

I simply dig a cavity under the hill and it collapses. I then go to a hill on the ocean, and roast marshmallows (literally). I claim this hill.

 

I summon the demon lord of the sea Krakov to obliterate you.
I now own the hill

 

I use my God powers to boil the water and make it Very hot. You die of dehydration I claim the hill.

 

I get reborn as a skele-dragon and kill you with my army of skeletons.

I claim the hill.

 

Then I don an army of bulldozers to bulldoze the skeletons, before donning an aerial bulldoze that crushes the skele-dragon. I take the hill.

 

I come back with 20000 giant wolves and kill you.

I claim the hill

 

While everyone else fights, I go to the original hill and claim it.

 

Except its now a hole in the ground. Unless its a magically rebuilding hill. In which case I summon the monkey armies to destroy you and I claim the hill

 

But I still control the monkeys...

 

crap.

uh....I summon my grandmother who loves to eat bananas

I now claim that hill

 

What do I do now? I can't beat up an old lady...
I'll be back later when my brain is working.
You can have the hill
For now...

 

YAAAS

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I turn the hill into a bar.

 

Since I am unsure what type of bar, I assume it's the metal kind. And then I commit suicide. Sadly, I forgot to claim the hill.

 

Lol

i guess i still own the metal bar

 

I make a large sheep. You run over to it due to your wolf instincts and trigger a trap that drops you into a cage that transports you to the zoo because they're paying me $50k for this.

I claim the hill.

 

I get extremely angry because you betrayed me and break out of the jail zoo and bring all the animals with me to lay siege to the hill.
I claim the hill.

 

I simply walk to one of the other clone hills and claim it.

 

I receive a prophecy saying I would claim all the hills in the universe under the banner of the gods. The prophecy comes true, and I now own every single hill- with protection from Zeus, Posideon, and Hades in the form of a lightning barrier, tsunamis, and an undead army.

 

Well. As I can god mod I do so becoming Bailwolf, Killer of gods. I then proceed to obliterate all gods and claim the hill.

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Bailwolf killer of gods was an actual roleplay character that was part of a roleplay that was built on being OP