King Of The Hill (revival)

I call upon every obscenely powerful hero and villain from just about all media into existence to take the hill and all fortifications. I then put a force field surrounding the hill, lift it up into a drone, fly that drone into an aircraft carrier, which is entered into a submarine, which descends into a driller located on the ocean floor, which drives into the Mariana Trench, drills beneath it into a bunker, fills up the hole and stays there. The bunker has no room other than for this droste thing. It's also designed to survive all the apocalypses. Then I place a turducken inside the hill, creating the most legendary turducken. (Chicken in duck in turkey in hill in drone in aircraft carrier in submarine in driller in bunker in earth) I then do sv_cheats 1 and make it white listed to only me. I also claim the hill. Checkmate.

 

The villains rebel, and hack into the whitelist. They remove you, and add me in instead. They also let me use a hypnotizer-tron to keep them on my side. (It's not magic) I then claim the hill.

 

I have jumla spill coffee on the servers, reverting the whitelist back to just me. I then claim the hill. Also, it shorts out the villains too.

 

I call John Cena to Wombo Combo the living happy feet out of Jumla, Whitelisting myself then have Weegee move the hill to real life where I sit on you. I claim the hill and you are dead because my weight crushes you. Now I have John Cena, Sanic, Weegee, Murio, all of the Pokemon, 1 billion lions, the kool-aid man, and your mom defend me and the hill.

 

I launch a bio-bomb at the hill. This still leaves non-living Pokemon, like Rotom, Porygon, and Electrode, so I don't claim the hill. Just launch a bio-bomb.

 

I walk up to the hill and stuff the Rotem into my pokedex, use Porygon to get me whitelisted back in time before I walk up to the hill and use electrode as my new personal battery that charges my Anti-Wynncraft-Player-Bazooka-INATOR!
I claim the hill.

 

I push you off the hill, and claim the hill

 

I use the Windinator to send a gust of wind that blows you into the ocean. I claim the hill and guard it with 10000000 clones of iron man that serve me alone.

 

This turducken comes out of the hill and eats you, along with all the clones. I then befriend this turducken and claim the hill. It will eat anyone/anything that comes near, except me and the hill.

 

I use the voidinator to teleport the turducken to the void. I come in and spin-kick you off the hill. I take it for myself.

 

I ride a unicorn with glowing red eyes onto the hill. You get impaled with it's horn and killed. I take the hill.

 

I bring back the Turducken and let it do its job. Then, I claim the hill.

 

Step 1. Figure out launch codes.
Step 2. Start World War III
Step 3. ???
Step 4. I'm the king now.[/QUOTE]

 

I'm still a ghost, so I'm unaffected by the radiation.

I let the turducken eat you, and I claim the hill.

 

Osiris locks you into the underworld gg.

 

I teleport you to the underworld with him using a device of deviceness.

I claim the hill.