King Of The Hill (revival)

No, it is because many witnesses came and wrote the Bible, therefore it is true.

 

How do you know that?

 

The Bible says it.

 

Stop posting your Religious ideas here, This was a game and now its a debate. Take this conversation to the Bar please.

 

I really dont care what I do as long as HILL

HILL
HEEIIIIIIIIIOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Is mine.

 

Nope. You vanished. Sorry bud.

Cool.
I stabby stab you and claim the hill. The special effects made to look like divine power did absolutely nothing to me.
Mine.

 

Cool. Your special effects do nothing as a bolt of lightning struck you while you get sucked up by the earth.

 

... What? Did you read the thing? Because that made no sense. Also you might want to find a way to not be in the void of forgotten immortals before attacking.

 

woops both me's tripped up the hill and 'accidentally' stabbed you both.
oh well the hill is ours now

 

Okay then, I cant die because I am immortal, and I was in the realm of forgotten immortals, and God just makes a portal out, taking all the immortals with him so that we can have absolute control of all immortal power, conveniently on the hill, you get sucked in and we leave, and close the portal. Because you have no God, you are now trapped forever, while I enjoy coffee.

Mine.

 

Except I don't like Deus Ex Machina tricks (God can make portals out of oblivion when he's essentially powerless?), so I make an Outrealm portal into the realm of forgotten immortals and bring @NotABox back out.

I then borrow one of Chrom's godslaying weapons and murder the heck out of you.
Mine.

 

Cool. In the realm of forgotten immortals, I befriend all the other immortals and convince them to destroy God, as you just left them there, man.
They create a portal out, and I travel with them into a surprise attack on you and God. God, of course, loses to like 50+ immortals, so they take him (and all you angels, as you are immortal as well lol) away into the realm of forgotten immortals, where they will keep him for eternity.

Oh yeah, I take your coffee and drink it.
Mine.

shit ninjad

i guess we take God back into the realm where he will be guarded for eternity?

 

Null mine then. Yours is better.

 

cool thanks man
i wont put up defences so you can take it if you want

 

Cool.
I come and stabby stab you. Then I finish my coffee and get hyped up on caffeine. I am now a 1000 man army.
Mine.

 

We didnt leave them there. And both of you were sucked in.

So you cant do anything you just said.

HANDS OFF MY COFFEE
Still my hill AND COFFEE

 

You totally left them there. If you didn't say you did it, you didn't do it- for reasons that should be obvious.

"Claims hill."
"Stabs you and claims hill."
"Lol no u can't do that because I actually nuked you last turn."

Doesn't work like that.

 

Hahah no bud. Luckily I anticipated that and screenshotted it.

And don't forget the telltale sign

Play the game legit or don't play. The hill is still mine.

 

nice one

In other news, I switch the coffee with decaf, taking all the energy from the 1000 man army.
Then I drink the original coffee, making another 100 0 man army, which shoves you off the hill.
Mine.