King Of The Hill (revival)

I sparta-kick you off the hill, into a pit of thermite, then throw a lit torch into said pit with you still in it. Mine.

 

Oh.
I respawn, and shove you off the hill.
Mine.

 

I get a lawyer who sues you and I get possession of the hill via the messed up law system. You get arrested for 1st degree murder and imprisoned for life.
My hill now.

 

Oh.
I kms, respawn, and shove you off the hill.
Mine.
(you should think of putting up some defences so I can't just shove you)

 

Well then, It appears I'm just going to have to respawn sue you for a legit reason this time(Murder) throw you in prison again. Then hire trump to build a wall with a small loan of a couple billion dollars.

 

Finally, a challenge.
I kms again, and break down trumps wall by throwing Mexicans at it. I throw crumbles, and I shove you off.
Mine.
I also install a smol pupper to protec

 

I kill you, and place an overpowered robot at your spawn-position.
The robot proceeds to spawnkill you over and over again.
I bolt myself to the hill.
MIIIIINE

 

However, while I'm repeatedly dying, my smol puppet to protec can also atak, obliterating the robot. Then I shove you off the hill.
Mine.
(the smol pupper then continues to protec)

 

I'm bolted to the hill, so it turns out I cast an illusion to make you think I was off the hill. I aim my death star, currently in orbit, directly at the smol pupper, focusing the beam and killing it.
I also dispatch some afterlife assassins to kill the smol pupper in the afterlife, letting it achieve a deader-than dead status. As you gaze in unfathomable horror at what I've done, another robot comes up behind you and locks you in a solid concrete bunker under the hill, away from anything you could conceivably use to kill yourself.

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

 

Why did you kill the smol pupper? That was mean.
Anyway, I hold my breath until I suffocate and kill myself. I respawn, and grab some bolt cutters. I cut the bolt, and ban you from the server for killing a smol pupper. Then I get a doggo to protec now.
Mine.

 

I open a new server, and use my remote control death star to obliterate the hill, take every atom, and reconstruct it in my server.
Mine.

 

I hack your Death Star, take the hill back (through obliteration and reconstruction), blow up the Death Star and DDoS your server until it crashes.
Mine.
(doggo is still protec)

 

is no one going to realize that a giant hyperweapon that has the capability to destroy planets was used to kill a small dog

in any case, the hill seems easy enough to take, so i just push @NotABox off the hill and claim it, before using an Alcubierre drive to take the hill and fuck off with it at relatively FTL speed, while transforming the hill's matter into energy and fusing new particles of matter that I've created into my body, making it literally impossible to find and remove the hill particles, which means I posess the hill forever.
can't catch me nerds

 

Oh.
I start a legal campaign to claim ownership of the hill/you/new particle thing. I win, due to plot holes, and I have ownership, even tho I can't be bothered finding you.
Mine.

 

I find your characters code and remove a semicolon breaking it, mine

 

wut?
I replace the semicolon.
And brutally murder you.
Mine.

 

Lower level coding languages need semicolons after each line or they throw up an error. I slowly dig away dirt from your hill and rebuild it underneath me. Mine

 

I realised what you meant, the 'wut' was intended for your horrendous grammar.
Anyway, I brutally murder you again, and bury you on Mars.
Mine.

 

i use my gm powers to set a quest region that only allows me to go on top of the hill
my hill

 

I report you to Salted and the bs quest region gets removed because of it's complete uselessness.
I then sit on top of the hill after buidling a military fort that is as highly militarized as the demilitarized zone.
My hill