King Of The Hill (revival)

But the robots are too high to do anything so that's impossible

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1. their systems get high too. 2 yayha is high so many times so they can't be higher and do even dumber shit.

 

Oh.
I get more powerful the higher I am so I get so high I shove you into oblivion. I keep the Yayhas and give them even more shrooms to make them mine.
Mine.

 

Then I jump down and reclaim my yayhas and kill all of your robots and reclaim the hill.

 

Oh.
I'm still high, so I shove you into the sun. Then I build new yayha-boys with infinite shrooms.
Mine.

 

Both yu and the Yahya's die of an overdose and seeing as no-one is on the hill I casually walk up and claim it.

 

Oh.
I respawn, and shove you off.
Mine.

 

I teleport you to an anime convention. The weebishness seeps into your soul, causing it to degrade. I take the hill.

 

Pfft.
I live for the weeb.
I consume the weeb and become stronger. I shove you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

i try to go up the hill but i get to tired

 

sucks to be you then

 

I scam someone for a Gaia and melee with it. It's so strong that it forcefully pushes you off the hill. It's my hill now.

 

Oh.
You get banned for scamming.
Mine.

 

I create a ban appeal, and work for the money this time. Now i legally bought the Gaia and I use the same method as before.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

I tickle you and you fall off the hill.

 

But you didn't claim the hill so I walk back up the hill and claim it.

 

I make a homemade slip and slide and you slide down to the bottom of the hill.
I claim the hill for myself

 

I sneak up behind you and shove you down the slip and slide. Mine.