King Of The Hill (revival)

how?

 

I have a secret police force. You think they've just been sitting idle? You and your comrades are now targets for this new regime. Submit or be executed.

 

All 100 me's back down and run away. We open a portal and one of us goes through. That dimension is exactly the same as this one but instead I got 900 versions of myself. With 1000 me's, all with ray guns, we easily take down your police force and claim the hill.

 

that's an alternate dimension, not the one this game takes place in. congratulations, you have just trapped yourself in an alternate dimension.
great job

 

I said that all the 900 me's from that dimension went through the portal.

 

Oh.
Before you 1000 come back, I activate a magnet, taking all the portal devices. Then I use them to turn off the portal. Good luck getting back.
Mine.

 

There were 1000 me's all walking in a straight line through the portal, so the magnet couldn't reach the one at the end. He used that portal gun to get 9000 more me's and 10,000 ray guns. We all open up portals from all different directions around you, so the magnet cant do anything. We shoot you with the guns and claim the hill.

 

My magnet is a spherical electromagnet, meaning it attracts from all directions. It attracts your ray-guns and your portal guns. Then I make it self destruct.
Then, I activate a dimensional stabiliser. This destroys everyone not from this universe. The hill, your 1000 clones and everyone else dies and crumbles. I respawn in the original dimension.
Finally, I hire my hill-making company again to make another hill, which is now mine.

 

I respawn too, and since you destroyed all the clone's dimensions they respawn here. No one has any weapons, but if it's 10,000 to 1 it's obvious who's going to win. We all kill you take the hill.

 

But in actuality the new "hill" isn't the real hill, which is actually Salted's head. Salted kills all you fleas with simple chemical spray.

 

Except i'm cybernetic, not biological, so it has no effect. I cover the holy cow's face with dirt to make a hill. Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

While you both have you have been fighting for the hill, I was on it the whole time. Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

I take a floating island with a windmill while shoot you down

Mine now

 

I ban you for bad grammar.
The hill is now in my possession.