King Of The Hill (revival)

except thats not the point of the game...

 

i know im going to stop. lel

 

You die from radiation. I claim the hill, name it Mexico and Trump builds a wall around it.

 

I blow away the wall with a leaf blower and claim the hill, i build it higher until you can not reach the top. Also its all made out of weapons except for my chair at the top where i can control the hill's weapons

 

I chop through the excess hill with a 1000 degree knife, then stab you with the knife, then push you off.
I claim the hill.

 

unfortunately a 1000 knife would set you on fire. While you with in agony because you are on fire I pick you up and throw you into the newest ocean. I claim the hill.

 

I hire an excavator to dump tons of dirt onto the hill, suffocating you. I claim the hill.

 

I kidnap you and use the Remove-From-Existenceinator 1337 on you. I go back and take the hill, making an international agreement that the hill shall permanently be in my possession, even after my death.

 

however due to a sever glitch this gets deleted and due to my memory magic everyone forgets it existed. I then alter everyones memory so that they think the hill is owned by me and you get arrested for being on private property. I claim the hill.

 

I become a lawyer and start a legal argument concerning your ownership of the hill. I win, and claim the hill.

 

Since you look like box you get picked up by the recycle company.
I claim the hill.

 

Since you look like wolf you are hunted by hunters and chased off the hill. I claim the hill.

 

how did you get out of the trash..

I bombard the hill using liquid fire from catapults. As everyone burns to death I walk to the top of the hill and claim it cause I'm a fire mage.

 

Through the magic of PLOT HOLES!
I just climbed out of the recycling truck.

I escape onto the hill, and spam my arrow bombs with my water/air archer, blowing you off the hill. I claim the hill.

 

I use a super powerful; sniper rifle to shoot you in the head and knock you off the hill. I claim the hill.

 

I use my Dead Ringer (tf2) to absorb the shot, then back stab you. I claim the throne.

 

since you claimed a throne and not a hill the hill is still mine.

 

I run up the hill, fire a laser at you, pushing you off the hill making it mine.

 

I run up the hill and sparta kick you. I claim the hill.

 

I appear behind a tree having not been kicked because of a clone and throw you off the hill. I put on some Deal With It glasses.