King Of The Hill (revival)

I walk up to the hill, push you off, and claim the hill.

 

I walk up to you and sparta kick you off the hill. I claim the hill

 

I use wind magic to blow you 69 miles away from the hill. I claim it.

 

I use a logic error in the universe code to claim the hill by destroying your ability to think.

 

I regain my ability to think thanks to the power of lazy writing. I impale you with 50 Chakrams (the throwing weapon, not the wynncraft dagger). You fall off the hill and I claim it.

 

Luckily I heal crazy fast so I hit you in the head with a pencil knocking you out and claim the hill.

 

I wake up, grab a giant mech, pick you up, and throw you to the andromeda galaxy. I take the hill.

 

I hack life, teleport to the hill, delete you and claim the hill.

 

Does no one want to steal from me?

 

I will just walk up the hill, and hope the one who was there got killed by a wybel. So now its mine hill

 

I claim the hill. How? Nobody noes .-.

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double lol

 

you've broken the rules. The cheat police take you to prison and I claim the hill.

 

But the police is corruped like cow, so I will give them some money in trade of the hill

 

I cause you to get a very bad migraine. I claim the hill while your crying on the ground.

 

You find a Mythic, and walk away. I put Taurus on to counter my cancer (I know I have migraine, not cancer, But I couldn't found something betters ), and claim the hill!

 

I walk back to find some puny guy on my hill. I kick him in the head which knocks him off and I claim the hill.

 

I pole vault onto the hill, draw my sword in midair, and epically cut you in half when I land. #Unnecessary

I claim the hill.

 

I walk up to you and pay a large sum of money to buy me some ice cream at the shop just at the foot of the hill.

I claim the hill.

 

I secretly poison the ice cream and bring it back to you. When you eat it, you die and I claim the hill.

 

I haunt you till you kill urself from guilt.

I claim the hill.