King Of The Hill!!! (revival #2)

Then i became friends with some random guy apparently named chuck norris and he pulls the hill from under you away and gives it to me
Mine!

 

good thing i am friends with a guy named bruce lee who takes it back
mine

 

Then i get in a iron cauldron with a hammer in my hand and get on the hill

 

but you didn't claim it
I shove you down the hill
mine still

 

I attack you with an army of killer bunnies. Mine

 

You attack, but Bruce lee defends and brutally murders you.
Mine.

 

I duplicate the hill(keeping its "this is the hill we're fighting for" status)and nuke the original one. I sit on my duplicated hill and flip you all off.

Mine.

 

Then me and mu bruddahs follow da wae to the hill and knock you of and spit on you

 

You didn't claim the hill. But anyway, I get an automatic rifle and shoot "you and all you bruddahs".

Still mine.

 

I wanted you to kill my bruddaks because they secretly had c4 taped on them and then i blow the hill up
Then there is no hill to be king of

 

I get a remote control.
Then I use my 'bs your way to victory' powers to make a new hill when I press the on/off button.
I press.
A new hill falls from the sky and squishes everyone.
I claim.
Mine.

 

I also have 'bs your way to victory' powers.
A new hill falls from the sky and squishes everyone.
I claim.
Mine.

 

I press the on/off button.
A new hill falls from the sky and squishes everyone.
I claim.
Mine.

 

I get a laser rifle and shoot the hill generator satellite out of the sky. You are crushed by the satellite. I sit on top of the satellite on top of the hill and claim.

Mine.

 

I blow up the satellite using some epic alex rider type remote control and then claim the hill.

 

I use the Cheat Death secret and stab you in the back. I send your soul to Death to the point of no return.

Mine.

 

I reinstall the game then kill you. gg hill is mine

 

I brutally murder you.
Mine.

 

People report you for murdering me. i respawn and hill is mine

 

I detonate your computer as revenge to your reinstallment. You die in the explosion, and I claim the hill.