King Of The Hill!!! (revival #2)

When you weren't looking i made a small shove and you end up falling and dying
mine.

 

When you weren't look i made a small shove and you end up also falling and dying.
mine

 

i landed on a patch of corrupted, corrupting and reviving me
i destroy you with a laser beam of corruption
mine.

 

But suddenly, the ground begins to shake. Beneath your feet, the earth begins to slide apart, revealing a massive pit. You fall in and are taken to the anti-corruption facilities, and then killed.

Mine.

 

The earth then breaks in half, destroying the planet. I populate Mars and sit on a chair on top of a hill.

I'll take that.

 

I use my legal ownership of Mars to take rights over the hill from you.

Mine

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

But I shoot you down with a sniper rifle and sit on the hill.

Mine.

 

O shit the thread is back

I take away your chair.
With you on it.
Mine.

 

I said I sat on the hill, not a chair. Therefore, your reply is invalid.

Mine.

 

I take away your hill.
Without you on it.
Mine.

 

Suddenly the hill cracks open, and you fall to your death
i sit on the edge of the crack

Mine.

 

I respawn and push you into the crack.
You fall for eternity, without dying.
Mine.

 

I also push you into the crack, forever falling

MINE

 

revive from the ded of the eternity in the crack
stabs you

Mine.

 

i kill myself

oh
i respawn, climb back up the hill and shove you off
mine

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

I trap both @NotAWeeb and @Greeni in an eternal loop in which they keep pushing each other off the hill. I find a different hill and sit down.

Mine.

 

You know the hill you're on is not 'the hill' right?