King Of The Hill!!! (revival #2)

Ok, so the previous KOTH thread was locked because we somehow managed to win it with the power of the ussr. It's going to be the same thing but with a slightly different ruleset.
1. Last comment wins
2. No teams, because then you win too easily... +f USSR
Yep that's it. Let me start again.
Mine.

 

I kick you off the throne.
Mine

 

I blew up the throne and created a new one in a different location.
I am now the king.

 

I teleport the the throne from underneath your butt and place it under my butt.
Mine

 

i actually hid a c4 in the throne. you blow up. i make a new throne. mine

 

Oh
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.

 

In Soviet Russia, hill shove you.

Mine.

 

I take a pile of dirt. I show it to you and you run away in fear. I sit on the throne. MINE.
I proceed to lift the chair into the air 75 kilometers.
I proceed to put a circular forcefield around us, which cannot be penetrated, passed through, teleported through, destroyed and such.
I have a button on the chair which can move the chair and forcefield.
I have a plasma cannon turret hovering the air, which decimates everything. It cannot be hacked and nothing can be done to it as it is in the barrier.

 

...
I force pull you, the chair and the turret against the field until the sheer dorce of grabity destorys everything.

I then build a new chair. Mine.

 

I declare that chairs are invalid as thrones from a nearby bench.

Mine.

 

I declare that thrones that have just been chairs will now be mine.
mine

 

I build a new throne, and bribe all your Kingdom's Citizens to come and serve me.
Mine.

 

I report you for dictatorship and you get banned. the throne is now mine.

 

You get banned for a false report as dictatorship isn't bannable, I become the great leader and the hill is now mine.

 

Because I was dethroned because of an unfair scandal, the throne belongs to me.
Mine

 

i blow up your throne. The C4 in this throne wasn't detonated yet. mine

 

My thread. My hill. Mine.

 

You forcepull it yet it comes close and blows up your face through forcefield. Gravity has no effect on technology. I repair everything and make it unbreakable.

All invalid now.

 

Time to make a program.

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Jk i have to do a project :(

 

As you guys are all arguing over the kingdom and throne I quietly the hill. Mine.