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Aliza is swamped for 30 damage.

The stick deals 20 damage.
Aliza steals the pork belly and stores it in a bag...

EMERALDU SPLASHUUOOOOO*
also i haven't gotten to that part and you made me spoil two jojo deaths for myself so you deal half damage for 30

You sing.
Vicura... Attempts to sing. Her voice sounds surprisingly good, but she clearly doesn't know how Japanese works and stumbles over her words.
The judges tally their votes...
You win! All four assassins take 20 damage!

That's nasty. The diaper is too soft to deal damage

Vicura is pelted with moon shards and takes 40 damage!

Upon realizing your plan, Lothar just gives you an item on the condition that you stay away from him.
Item Refiner Kit - Can be combined with another item to create a new item. The user may attempt to create an item of a specific effect (which will be scaled to be reasonable) with a 50% chance of success, or an item of pre-determined effect with 100% success.

You clip through the earth, through the assassins, through rocks and trees... Finally, you clip through a building to find what looks to be an indoor graveyard. You decide to check out the large stone slab in the center. You can't read most of the inscription through the weathering, but it's clearly some sort of memorial. Some names include The Spacelord, Ibotter, and SwissyGerman.

The scroll deals 15 damage to Finlok, Vicura, and Aliza, but Lothar is just out of range.

Unfortunately, it's a bit difficult to ban people from real life, but you do deal 50 damage.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 245
Lothar: 20
Finlok: 35
Vicura: 105
Aliza: 85

ITEM ACQUIRED - Item Refinery Kit

No active DPAT effects

NOTES: Apologies again for the delay; I've been working on something big for the game. I can't guarantee it will be implemented this boss fight, but when it is implemented, it'll change the game bigtime. I'm also working on rewriting some of the parent post to simplify and organize all the new features and things that have been added. No ETA on when that'll happen unfortunately, but I'm hoping sooner than later to maybe bring in some new players.

 

h@h, being a weeb is the best.
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I'd like to invite Vicura out for Karaoke.
Like, actually.
She can bring her friends if she wants, I don't have many to bring. :c
(1. Pls change sides. 2. If not, imma take you out of battle temporailially. >:T maybe)

:o
Vewy interested

 

Ouch


I'll just cast Adocado Kebab!

 

I do a pre 1.18 Corkus Lootrun [item search]

pls no safe

 

Blast some bass boosted song into their ears

 

I snap vicura

 

i stop my car on the highway in a dent to look for items

 

Forget of this?

 

Why though

 

The Sampo gets to work, generating an item out of thin air!
Shadow Mirror - Creates a clone of the user that copies their action this Attack Turn.

Lothar raises his shield...

Finlok raises a magic barrier...

Vicura takes some time to answer. She consults each of the other assassins. Lothar lowers his weapons to talk, but you can't make out a tone through his helmet. Finlok's expression darkens as he talks, pointing accusingly at you partway through. Aliza places her hand on Vicura's shoulder and says something reassuring. Vicura returns to you and says no.

I'm not delaying this Attack Turn for another day so I can try and reason out what that's supposed to be, so 10 damage to Lothar

You find a chest! Inside is... A safe. Thankfully, this one's unlocked. Inside the safe is... A box of duct tape. You unwrap the duct tape, and underneath is... A cardboard box. You open up the box and find... A plastic storage container. You unpop the lid and see... A pack of gum!
Minty Fresh Gum - When used,
Wait, no, there's something else with the gum. Inside the pack is a small envelope. You tear off the seal, open it up, and take out... A small clicker!
Clicker Click - When used on an Attack Turn where the Boss would use their Ability, negates their Ability.

All four assassins cover their ears in pain, but Lothar gets the worst of it with his helmet and takes 20 damage.

snap snap snap
30 damage I guess, i dunno anymore.

Buried partially underground is a vial filled with a black, swilring liquid that pops and crackles when shaken.
Potion of Firepower - When consumed, doubles the damage of all firearm-based attacks for the rest of the Attack Turn.

please see the new rule. first and only warning.

Aliza casts a healing spell, healing Lothar for 100 HP!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: -40
Lothar: -70
Finlok: 0
Vicura: 30
Aliza: 0

ITEM ACQUIRED - Shadow Mirror
ITEM ACQUIRED - Clicker Click
ITEM ACQUIRED - Potion of Firepower

No DPAT effects active

NOTES: When an item says that it increases damage for the rest of the Attack Turn, that means it increases everybody"s attacks, but only after the item is used.

UPDATE!
-The parent post is currently under renovations! The first step, a Forums section at the bottom. This separates the Boss section from all of the Forums' things. I've also added a Perks section (more to come, winkwink) and moved the Sampo from Items to there. I'm currently rewriting the "How to Play" and "Rules for Dummies" sections as well.
-Added rule 8: Any bumps or messages along the lines of "dead game" or "did you forget about the game?" will heal the Boss for 20 HP. We don't need those.

 

Activate the potion of fire power and unload all of the Yari Launcher's rockets onto Vicura
https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Yari_Launcher

 

Darn, I was hoping you didn't use that. :c

Sadly walk away and once out of sight, use a Spell Loop to double the speed of every projectile.
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Btw, can we do something like
Lucky: Uses item
Tsu: Buffs Attacks
Lucky: Attacks
All in one attack turn?

 

I use the Old Bell to summon the all-stomping BIGFOOT

 

i construct a Tealybot-Y MK II in order to flamethrower the bosses
Certainly a major improvement from Tealybot-X

 

i make a zombie xp farm and get some items

 

I collide the world of the Internet into Vicura, while also using the fire charge.

 

I call the Knights of the Roundtable to attack the heretic Lothar.

 

I use task manager

 

Lothar raises his shield...

Finlok raises a magical barrier...

You down the potion and feel a sense of exploding force in your gut. A grey aura surrounds the battlefield, crackling, sparks flying.
The rockets speed through the air. As they fly, they catch bits of gunpowder from the Potion of Firepower, doubling their damage. Lothar jumps in front of Vicura just before the missiles land, taking 100 damage!

The next projectile attack will deal 1.5x damage!

I never really considered that.
PLEASE READ!
I'm going to have to say no. Any actions performed in one Attack Turn must be performed in the same message. However, you can:
Lucky: Use damage boosting item
Tsu: Buff attacks
Nozomi: Attack
in one turn. Attacks can be damage boosted infinitely, but most boosts will be cleared at the end of the Attack Turn. If you coordinate well enough, I'd even let you boost damage so much that you one-shot the Boss.

Bigfoot stomps its way through the area, squashing Finlok. His magical barrier protects him and he takes 40 damage.

Tealybot-Y MK II has been constructed. Its flamethrower will deal 25 damage for 3 Attack Turns!

As you're reaping the fruits of your farm, you come across a small token. On one side is an engraving of a swirl pattern; on the other, an engraving of an empty picture frame.
Power Coin - When attacked, absorbs the full force of the attack and summons an ally based on the properties of the attack. The ally will join the Forums' side.

The series of tubes that is the internet crashes into Vicura. The Fire Charge blasts it apart while it's travelling, sending pieces into all four assassins and dealing 15 damage to each.
The Fire Charge sizzles and breaks into chunks. You pick one up. Maybe this could be useful.
Fire Chunk - When thrown, inflicts burning on the target.

Each of the knights appears, weapons in hand. Polearms, morning stars, swords and shields. They will attack Lothar for 20 damage for 3 Attack Turns!

Task Manager
Web Browser | Running
Wynncraft Forums | Running
Kill The Boss | Running
Actual attacks from Admins | Not responding
My patience for Admins | Not responding

Vicura casts a healing spell! Lothar is healed for 100 HP!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 100
Lothar: 15
Finlok: 55
Vicura: 15
Aliza: 15

ITEM USED - Potion of Firepower
ITEM USED - Fire Charge (0/3)
ITEM ACQUIRED - Power Coin
ITEM ACQUIRED - Fire Chunk

DPAT
Effect (Damage/Turns Target)
Tealybot-Y MK II (25/3 Random)
Knights of the Round Table (20/3 Lothar)

NOTES: Total damage is calculated after any healing effects, thus why Lothar only has 15 total damage rather than 115.

UPDATE!
-Added a new individual achievement - "Boom, headshot!" - Kill a Miniboss in one attack!
-Reworded achievement "Dat DPS Doe" to comply with the new DPAT system

 

use fire chunk and also hatch a carnivorous Pterodactyl egg on top of vicura