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Also this is makeshift cannon

 

htpps://not.ascam.net/how-to-get-money/not-blackmail.369321/
hopefully Aliza loses (a lot of) money...(and her will to live)

 

Reported for ad, enjoy your ban
/s

 

I glitch out of the world

 

no

 

oh that went well

Next, I summon a creature using the incarnation "Appilan pappilan apupapin papupata"

 

Reported to the higher beings for impersonating them, enjoy your banishment to the shadow realm

 

Sh!t, jokingly impersonating a mod, dun ban meh pls
also you've activated my trap card Kaiba

 

No u

 

King Tadg does more Paladin Monarchs 3 stuff and deals 20 damage to Finlok.
King Tadg departs, wishing the Forums good luck on the rest of the battle.

Vicura accepts the challenge. She allows you to choose the song. If you win, all four assassins take 20 damage. However, if she wins, they get healed for 20 HP. Choose wisely...
(Note: I will allow you to choose the song, thus beginning the competition, and attack next Attack Turn. The results of the competition will depend on what song is chosen.)

SKABOOSHK
The cannon blasts Aliza, dealing 50 damage.

A green aura surrounds Vicura. The mirror reflects her image, changing the green to a crimson red. She takes 30 damage!

Aliza is intrigued by the link, but Vicura stops her before she can click on it. She seems to explaining something passionately to Aliza, and they both give you a glare before returning to their group.

You're out of the world now.

incantation*
You speak the words, and nothing seems to happen... Until a whirlpool forms in the ground before you. From it rises a tentacled creature with wings that pierce the air. It speaks to you. You can't hear what it says, but you understand its message. Though its own reputation may say otherwise, it assures you the gift it bestows is one of good will.
Sampo (5/5) - Cannot be used; however, has a chance every Attack Turn to create an item of unknown effect. Ceases creation when five items are made.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 100
Lothar: 0
Finlok: 20
Vicura: 30
Aliza: 50

ITEM USED - Ancient Mirror (4/5)
ITEM ACQUIRED - Sampo (5/5)

No DPAT effects active

NOTES: Apologies if my knowledge of Finnish mythology is iffy; I'm just going off common knowledge and the results of some quick Google searches.
Also, as a reminder, you can attack and attempt to advance quests in the same action.

UPDATE!
When an attack's damage is reduced due to frequent use, it will be shown in red; the darker the red is, the more the damage was reduced.

EVENT!
I am now taking achievement suggestions! If you have an idea for an achievement, include it in your message and I'll consider adding it to the parent post.

 

MLG Swag summon Shrek from the swamp to swamp Aliza, for 12345678987654321 gallons of Mt.Dew

 

I hit Aliza with a boring giant hickory wood branch that's on fire and attached to it is some marinated pork belly.

 

Question: Could you change Sampo so it's permanent and we can "recharge" it?
Since it only STOPS PRODUCING and doesn't seem to disappear.

Ideas for achievements:
Treasure hunter:
Hunt down a total of 50 items. (community)

Like an RPG:
Finish 5 quests (community)

Wha- wh- ho- HOW?
Destroy a boss within two turns of it spawning.

As for my attack:

"TAKE THIS, VICURA! 20-METER RADIUS EMERALD SPLASH!"

 

"My dream gave everyone wings."
Buff? >.>

Creative Dump - Individual
Have a move reach "dark red" status.

I main support! - Individual
Give your team buffs every turn in a battle.

Charmer - Individual (and helpers if any)
Successfully convince a boss to stop fighting, and join our team.

Mighty - Individual (and helpers if any)
Deal over 1000 damage to the boss.

Synergy - Community
Every player in one turn combos with each other (min. 5)

Deleted - Community
One shot a boss (Max -> 0), regardless of turns needed.

 

i throw a diaper at lothar.

 

Rename it to Lich's Eye Bullets

Shatter the moon then rain the shattered pieces onto Vicura

 

i get eaten by lothar and search for items inside his body

 

I use noclip

 

First, I'll use this potion to fully revitalize this thread. (this is a free action, right?)

Then, I'll use this scroll near the assassins, hopefully getting within range of all of them.

 

I smash the almighty ban hammer into Vicura