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gun

 

That attack has already passed I think

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chain break

 

i fire my deathbeam at the sorceress

 

The Dragun Creature spews fireballs, dealing 70 damage to Lothar! The attack spreads fire around him as well. He will take 20 damage for the next 3 Attack Turns!

Yahya appears! He sees one of his Mushrooms on the battlefield and concludes that the assassins stole it. He launches in to attack, dealing 30 damage to all of the assassins! He takes his Mushroom and leaves.

BOO! Vicura is spooked by your mask and freezes up. The next attack that targets her will deal double damage!

The command summons Sans Undertale. He launches bones at Vicura, who is still frozen in fear, dealing 160 damage!!

The tea tastes a lot spicier than it smells. The spice travels through your whole body. Anything you touch is super heated!
The spice travels through the detonator to the bombs. The bombs detonate in a firey blast, dealing 50 damage to all four assassins and burning them! Lothar, Finlok and Vicura will take 20 damage for the next three Attack Turns!

You gulp down the Mule Vodka. It's strong. Really strong. What's the proof on this? Your finger hovers over the "ban" button, then drops down... And misses. Why's it so small? You try again. You can't seem to hit the button... Aaaand you passed out. Guess you can't handle your alcohol.

Rocky takes his time.

The Cans obey, flinging cans at the Sorceress for 40 damage.

The beer tastes good.

The demon obeys, but not before telling you to watch your tone. She is Hellspawn after all... She will attack for 40 damage for 3 Attack Turns.

You enchant the Creature's handgun with Power. It will deal 1.5x damage next Attack Turn!

oh yeah, the flare golem. whoops
The Flare Golem absorbs the flare gun into its flare body. It has a flare gun in it now.

You fire the deathbeam, hitting Vicura for 30 damage. Looks like it needs more charge...

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 620
Lothar: 150
Finlok: 70
Vicura: 310
Aliza: 80
ITEM USED - Mushroom
ITEM USED - Spicy Tea
ITEM USED - Mule Vodka

DPAT
Effect (Damage-Turns Target)
Burn (20-3 Lothar, Finlok, Vicura)
Dragun Creature (50-70 - 2 Lothar)
Demoness (30-3 Random)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! "OVERKILL!" (500 damage in one Attack Turn!)

NOTES: Lothar only has 3 turns on his burning because DPAT status effects don't stack. Instead, a new instance of the same effect will overwrite an existing instance.
New damage record! Previous best: 480!

UPDATE
Added Damage Per Attack Turn (DPAT) stats to Battle Logs to help keep track of status effects and allies.

 

/kill @e[type="sorceress",name="Vicura"] never mind rip

EDIT: I have a trebuchet that launches a 90 kilogram stone block just over 300 meters into Vicura

 

I fire flower lothar

 

Did you forget instakills don’t work?


Anyways.

I go into generic skull island to find magic pirate treasures [Item search]

 

i charged it for 3 turns no?

 

THIEF

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I make poisonous Mac N Cheese, and present it to the enemies as a "gift".

 

Blast them with the (the gun) big iron fron this vid

 

The attack was never stated, so idk

This works as well. xd
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threaten with gun with legs

 

you mean those turret things from portal?
anyway, I convince Lothar's parents to become anti-vaxx and then somehow sneeze/ cough pathogens into his body

 

Also the things from wynn :L

 

I summon EA

 

very expected of me.

i swim in the Thames to gain items

 

gun 2

 

gun 4

 

Number gun and 19 more

 

I grab a starfish on the nearby shore, setting it aflame and hurling it towards Aliza!

 

wtf why
starfish are the best

yes, that's totally a starfish