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Shoot the mage with a flare gun then wait 2 seconds for the meteor to fall on the mage

 

Yea I was wondering if we would ever beat that last damage record

While the other Forum fighters are fighting, I will go check out the caravan they arrived in and sack it [item search]

 

I use a pickaxe on the paladin

 

I'd like to cast Maze on the Sorcerer.
My intel is 16(+3).
[I'm temporarily removing the sorcerer from combat maybe to negate the heals a bit]

 

I summon earmuffs for everybody to wear

 

I suggest we attack the healer first.
They are usually the most important part of the group.

Anyways, I take a shower and dig a deeeeeep hole in the ground, looking for treasure [Item search]

 

seems like everyone wants to kick the sorc first...
should we switch targets lel.

 

Attempt to

ok fine, attacking pally

i'll stick to my name
in an attempt to keep evil slain
within restrictions kept
suffer this affliction

 

OK now.... i'll make conversation with the paladin pretending that i'm debating joining their team (And ask what are the benefits of joining their teams to gather more intel on them) and apologize for backstabbing and pickpocket the paladin as i talk to him then just casually leave afterwards.

 

I smack a wrecking ball into the sorcerer

(How come none of the bosses actually attack? xD)

 

Since they are constantly hit by things, such as road rollers, 7-page MUDAs and orbital strikes, they just don’t have time to attack


Is my theiry

 

I hire diffrent assassins to assassinate an assassin who's assassinating us mid assassination, specifically Vicura.

 

I use my magnet to steal the paladins studs (like the ones from the LEGO games)

 

I grab Genji's blade, and set it to deflect mode.

 

Lothar's armor has become steaming hot in the lava! He takes 60 damage!

Lothar raises his shield...

The meteor heads for Finlok, but Lothar jumps in front of him, taking the meteor and 80 damage!

Among the items in the caravan are various weapons and stacks of money. In a dark corner of the wagon, however, you find a plastic ball that opens up in the middle.
Item Mold - Copies the effect of any previously acquired item, regardelss of when it was acquired or if it has been used.

You strike Lothar with the pickaxe, cracking his armor and dealing 30 damage!

Vicura is banished to the Demiplane! Her next ability use is negated, but the next attack that targets her will deal no damage.

Nobody can hear now.

Being wet from your shower, you attract a thirsty mole who licks you. Seems you've made a friend.
Mole Friend - Allows the user to perform two actions in one Attack Turn.

Lothar follows your directions for some unknown reason and takes 10 damage. Why did he do that? You don't know.

You swing at nothing and hit nothing. Vicura is in a labyrinth.

The assassins attempts to assassinate the assassin, but I guess you shouldn't get assassins on clearance. Still, they deal 90 damage to Vicura!

Lothar has no time for such silly things as "LEGO."
Wait.
You suck up a weird amount of LEGO studs.
You didn't deal damage, but Lothar seems... Distressed without his studs.

That seems to be quite useless on its own in this situation. Maybe with some help...

Vicura tries to cast a healing spell, but fails, as she is in a labyrinth.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMGE: 270
Lothar: 180
Finlok: 0
Vicura: 90
Aliza: 0
ITEM ACQUIRED - Item Mold
ITEM ACQUIRED - Mole Friend

 

Ok use my special attack, Flare Gun Gatling (machine gun flare guns) on the paladin

 

I have a staring contest with ole paladin and if I
win I hit him with a large hammer if he wins well... I get hit in the head with the hammer

 

He would probs blink first since flare gun

 

I plant a Winter-Pult

 

Okay i have a question to everyone. Why do you want to kill the pladin first? As I see it killing him first would mean killing him 4 times since he comes back from the dead when someone else dies. So why do you want to kill him first?