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I try to roll a 20 and perform magic bolt on slime swarm B

 

I use the Soul Jar as the Slime Swarm B is probably dead by now. Can't let the opportunity slide c:
Actually, now that I think about it, how hard can I throw that jar to the Slime King? I guess this is where you roll Strength :p

 

Shooting miniature planets are my thing, you'll be seeing my battleships soon

 

using my extreme powers of telekinesis, i collect tons of asteroids in space and begin moving them towards earth

ARMAGEDDON APPROACHES

 

How dare you

Also rule 9...?

 

Make more dmg based achievements

 

Quick, edit it before he notices, as he'll tell you you could already do the stuff you want to do after training, also make the most of your turns because we're about to kill the boss soon, and you don't want to waste your turns on "something you can already do".

 

I repeat my last attack, except it's with a giant 6 foot longbow loaded with the Fire Charge

and it's aimed towards the ass now hehhehehe

 

ok

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idk i use umm i use a Wide range Camera to put the Boss ina photo and delete it

King_Slime.img

 

Why is everybody stealing stuff I already did and just slightly changing it...
I demand a new rule

 

Dawn of
The Final Day
-24 Hours Remain-​

A brave Forum has volunteered to eat the old beans. Underneath the beans lies a small bit of slime... That's alive! It jumps out and digests one of the Forum's fingers, then turns on the next attacker. The next attack will deal half damage!

The Laser Sentry fires on Slime Swarm B, dealing 60 damage!
The Laser Sentry overheats and combusts.

No need. See above.
The slime creature jumps on you, but since you didn't attack, it has no effect.

The planetary body crushes the Slime King, dealing 60 damage.

Again with the sun beams, huh?
The Slime King asks if it can go on land yet.
no.
The Slime King asks why not, then is struck by the deadly lazer, taking 50 damage.

Bloon after bloon crashes into the Slime King, dealing small bits of damage as they pop, totalling 40. The Teal Slime is carried off by one of them, which causes it to stick to the Slime King. Popping it now could deal some extra damage...

You scoop up a small bit of slime and put it into a jar.
Jar of Slime King - When used on the Attack Turn after the Boss heals HP, deals damage equal to the amount healed, effectively negating their healing.

Rolling...
Result: 20 + 1 = 21
The bolt strikes the Slime Swarm, exploding into a blast of magic that takes out the rest of the Swarm for 40 damage.
Slime Swarm B has been killed!

The Soul Jar sucks up a green essence from the Slime Swarm's last location. It shakes and rattles, then sends a red beam toward the Slime King, dealing 80 damage!

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A gurgled roar is released from the Slime King as what's left of its body melts away, dissolving into the ground. The only thing left behind is a green slime chair that gradually turns red in the sunlight. Must have been the King's throne. After some debate over who gets to move it, the Forums decide to take it as a trophy.

THE SLIME KING HAS BEEN KILLED!

-Accolades-
Most Damage: I'm not counting every person's total damage
Most Items Retrieved: Oh my God why did I think this would be a good idea
Final Blow: @Bart (MC) (35 damage overkill)
Most Creative: @Mac N Cheese Man
Biggest Pain in the Ass: @Tsubaki (it's just a superlative, ily bb <3)

The land of Murfos is safe once again... For now.
(The Story So Far has been updated!)

 

I mean they ain't wrong, since I'm aligned with evil

 

We did it reddit!

 

That's what I get for posting late, huh...
Well, guess I'll do that next turn then
Also, what would
Why did one of my actions set off this timer, and what does it do, as it was the final day

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I use the tesseract to go away until the next threat rears its ugly head.

Well, atleast I got time to think about more attacks...

I got six already, I'm set for now

 

Hey, I did a thing

If you still love me then I need to up my game. :T
<3

 

The King of Murfos has called the Forums into his palace. He presents them with three Masters who offer to train them.
The purple-clad woman with the hood steps forward. "I shall teach you to open your mind and see your enemy's actions before they take place."
The heavily-armored man steps forward. "Train with me, and I'll show you how to never let up the fight!
The bald man in white robes steps forward. "I can teach you methods to better assist your allies."
The King will allow only one Master to train at a time.

The Forums decide to put it to a vote.

Votes will be tallied at 11:59 PM, Saturday, June 1rd (EDT) (Two days from the time this is posted)

In the event of a tie, a competition will be held. The conditions will be stated only if a tie occurs.

Spoiler: Perk Examples

Anything changed by the perk is shown in green

Spoiler: Psychic Reading

BOSS NAME
Shape: Death
HP: A lot/Holy crap
Defenses: Immune to literally everything
Ability: 1. Does some stuff (1 in 4 chance every Attack Turn)
2. Does some other stuff (Every 3 Attack Turns)
Oh my God you guys are so screwed lmao

Spoiler: Offensive Aura

Person 1: I punch the boss.
Host: 9 gazillion damage.

Person 2: I search for an item.
Host: You find an item. Offensive Aura deals 10 damage to the Boss!

Person 3: I sit down and do nothing.
Host: Offensive Aura deals 10 damage to the Miniboss!

Spoiler: Concussion

Without Concussion:
Person 1: i break the boss's legs.
Host: The next attack will deal double damage!

Person 2: I search for an item.
Host: You find an item. The Boss's legs have healed.

Person 3: I punch the boss.
Host: 10 damage.

With Conussion:
Person 1: i break the boss's legs.
Host: One of the next two attacks will deal double damage!

Person 2: I search for an item.
Host: You find an item.

Person 3: I punch the boss.
Host: Double damage! 20 damage!

 

Pregame action, I look for a summoning tool inside my closet

 

You're too worn out from the Slime King battle to do anything battle-related, as are the rest of the Forums.

 

No one plays support.
If we take the second one, we're gonna spam item search and wear them down. :L
And the first is kinda useless cause we don't plan. >.>
...
I'll vote for the second I suppose. Offensive aura.

 

I play a game of hearthstone while we wait