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i read the entire communist manifesto out loud to King Slime

 

I use a gaster blaster.

 

That will just enhance it

 

but the enhancement will be shared equally among us

 

Ah

 

I send crusaders to attack slime swarm A

 

Dawn of
The First Day
-72 Hours Remain-
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The Giant Rat eats as much slime as its stomach can hold, dealing 40 damage.

The Giant rises from the earth, flesh rotting, shambling toward the battlefield. It brings its fist down upon the Slime King, dealing 60 damage.

bang bang baNGBANGANGANAVNAGANAVABAB
70 damage!

The Slime King liked that story.

Ba ba bum-bum
50 damage!

DEUS VULT! The crusade deals 60 damage to Slime Swarm A!

The Slime Swarms heal the Slime King for 20 and 30 HP, totalling 50!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 170
TOTAL MINIBOSS DAMAGE: 60

 

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Edit: Charge the next player's attack to boost it.
Was what I meant.
Oops. >.>
Key word is attack, not action btw.

 

I have the slime play through a real life version of

 

play cat mario instead lmao

 

/kill @e[type=slime,name!=BlueSlimerino] there ya go now you're not


My attack: I fire a cannon loaded with the Fire Charge into the King's nuts (if he has any xD, if not redirect the attack into his left eyeball)

 

Alright then, I WARNED YOU.
Prepare for my ultimate attack of DOOM! You will see why I wanted to use multiple turns for it.

Ouch, that hurts my plans, too.


I create an alternative universe, then accelerate time in it until everything in it becomes infinitely fast and it becomes a single infinitely small and infinitely dense singularity.
I throw that singularity inside the slime king.


AND THEN I DETONATE IT.

 

I attack slime swarm A with an axe

 

I send a ZOMG to crash into the slime king.

 

Dawn of
The Second Day
-48 Hours Remain-​

@SeeksarianZxSery's can of beans took longer than expected to open. i totally didn't just forget about it. Inside the can is... Beans. But what's under the beans...? It might take some time to find someone to eat these rotten, slime-covered beans...

The Laser Sentry, realizing there's a battle going on, fires on the Slime King for 40 damage! Look, it's hard to keep track of this crap

You begin charging.

I could have sworn you already did that, but now I can't find it...
The Slime King, upon figuring out how this works, does its best, but rage quits after 7 deaths, totalling 70 damage.
@Tsubaki charges headfirst into you in a vague attempt to help.

You can't see any testicles on the Slime King, but maybe they're just made of slime... Either way, you target one of its two remaining eyes and fire. The Fire Charge explodes on impact, sending embers flying toward Slime Swarms A and B. The damage is split to 30 between all enemies.

You punch the Slime King meekly. Its body absorbs your fist, halving your damage to 5.

You chop and slice slime after slime, eventually dealing 30 damage to the Swarm!

What's left of Slime Swarm A dissolves into the ground. Slime Swarm A has been killed!

Some monkeys inexplicably appear, but despite their best dart-tossing efforts, the Zeppelin of Mighty Gargantuaness crashes into the Slime King, dealing 100 damage!

Slime Swarm B heals the Slime King for 40 HP!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 235
ITEM USED: Fire Charge (2/3)
NOTES: Almost there!!

 

I, no, we use the power of starvation inflicted by the communist manifesto to destroy the beans!

 

Drop a small version of Jupiter on it

 

Alright, how about this:

I turn the sun into a deadly laser and fire it at the king slime

 

I send ROUND 63 from btd6 at the slime king, And i also use the teal slime.

 

O.
...
Oop.
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Can I place the slime king into a jar a keep it as a pet for the next boss fight? >.>