Insults That Can Be Compliments

You were Ilya Ivanovich Ivanov's successful experiment

 

"hacker"

good at pvp

 

I trust you as far as I can throw you.

(You might be tiny, or really light)

 

or extremely voluminous if you don't trust the dude

 

or if you're really strong and can just throw people really far

 

but i'd have a hard time believing that of you

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(or anyone, people are fucking heavy.)

 

:( stop preying on my secret insecurities, they're for me and me alone

 

use the reply button you fucking hypervoluminous troglodytic tunicatan carcinogenic irradiant Mike Pencinian putrid mutagenic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiotic sea squirt

 

When your GF tells you you have the biggest penis in the neighborhood.

 

Smart-ass!

(Implies that you're intelligent OR that you've got a quick wit OR that your buttocks are somehow sentient)

 

you carrot

 

Did your mother make you that?
That looks childish/Your mother is very talented.

 

You're such a nerd

 

you are a special normie
you are even more normie than the common normies