If You Were Banned For Hacking, What Would Your Appeal Be?

Actually, if you watch one of CraftedMovie's ban appeal court videos, one of the appeals would be similar to that.

 

Yo b u deadass finna unban me i can pay in timbs.

 

You see, my evil clone's clone from another dimension split apart reality and merged our universes together in order to hack my computer and get me banned so he could control my mind. I had to kill him with a varied assortment of knifes, hot glue guns and rulers.

 

Hitler came back to life so I used my hacks to kill him!

 

Sorry, my computer lags a lot... Did it seem like I was flying? I really need a better computer...

 

it was just a bug i swear, i dont even know how to use hacks

 

Damn you were faster
Actually

IN THAT CASE. Don't listen to the Roseyanna, you're your own person, you can make your own informed decisions, they don't run you...

 

it was mi i m srry i didnt meen to haxor your shitie server i dont care if u unban me anyways i m rich i can buy ur server but it is a waste of mony

 

if u get in my van i well teal u how i hecks

i hev hotdoge in thier 3

 

Whaaaat, I have no idea what you're talking about. You must be mistaken so please I'm holding the Devs and Builders hostage and won't release them unharmed until you unban me.

 

Scenario 3:

Tagged moderator @MrCactiVonOculus (made up)

Reason for ban: hacked client

Response:
Actually, I did not hack. Wynncraft is very laggy and my internet server was on the day of the ban VERY overused and as such, laggy. I have a level 94 mage, and other leveled classes. I have no reason to hack. Combat hacks would not work in wynncraft most likely because of the servers unique plugins. Moving hacks would be ineffective because of scrolls, mage teleport and the vss seascipper and various other fast travels. X-ray would be useless because the game is Not MINE craft but WYNN craft. I am active in the forums also love wynncraft and have thought about donating. I do not hold a grudge against the moderator but I would like to be unbanned quickly.

(Most appeals here are jokes so I made a nice one ;) )

 

I was blazing it with my m8s in the silverfish dungeon when this noob @Broettinger banned me. He has no swag and shud get demote.

 

Scenario: I got caught using hacks.
Appeal: Please, Admin Squad. I was mugged, roasted, and hacked by the people who installed hacks on my game. I'm just a nub who levels up with Lvl. 10 Zombies outside of Deltas!

 

U GOISE SUCK MAH DOCKS AS I WAS PLAYING WTH MY MAM AND MY MAM INSTALLED HACKS ON MI COMpoter. Unaband me or ELSE O Would CaALl my faataaher who WORks at Mojang.. Fagets.

 

dude lol Igbar ref.

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THIS IS NOT REAL BTW!!!!!

Scenario 1: (If I tag someone, it gotta be Broot. If anyone else, I will literally put my finger in an automatic pencil sharpener (or whatever the thing is called below your waste)) Ok, firstly, props to the guy who caught me. I will be honest, it was me hacking. I was using a self-built computer to hack into the PS Network and get the passwords of a ton of people to get rich and laid. But props for a Minecraft Server Moderator for finding out I was up to something on the PS Network.

Scenario 2: MY DICK WAS TURNED ON BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING **** FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE WHILE DOING THE SANDSSWEPT AND WHEN IT IS TURNED ON, I CAN WIN THE HUNGER GAMES. I SWEAR IT REACHED UP, TOUCHED THE KEYS OF MY COMPUTER AND COMMENCED ******** ON IT! I WAS NOT HACKING IT WAS MY **** GETTING TURNED ON I WILL SHOW U A PICK (insert provocative 1-metre long dick pick here)

Scenario 3: Ok. I wasn't hacking. I was bugging. My first excu... ahem, reason, is because I live in Australia (I actually am an Australian) and the ping here is TERRIBLE. I honestly have been caught with the 'You were kicked for flying' screen when I was only trying to get to Detlas on my assassin. Reason 2: I live out in the middle of nowhere (I really do: In a town of 400) and my internet provider (Telstra) made excuses that our 'signal and location wasn't fit to cope yada yada yada'. If I was to pick an overpriced pack of ChickenMcNuggets being sold out on the Black Market on the Street or pick Telstra, I would go for the McNuggets that sold for a small loan of a million dollars.

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(I KNOW THIS AINT KCUFING YT) *bad spelling is all on purpose*

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another Igbar ref.