If You Could Give Lore To One Item, What Lore Would You Give To What Item?

The Specialist
"While at first sight this dagger is unable harm even a fly, you feel it hides its true power"

 

I got a feeling theres another reason you want to give it lore

 

I have a feeling you're right ;)

 

Considering the price of a potato is like what... 2 ems?

your literally trading a dead persons flesh for potatos

who the fuck does that


Ok sir I will trade 3 dead person flesh for one potato

I would trade my corpses for potatos in any day

they're stinking up the fridge

 

No.

(I’m genuinely interested in other people’s lore too.)

 

Bob's Mythic Weapons need lore, so I'm basing this off of the lore on the official wiki page for Bob (although it says it's outdated).

Spear:
"This sacred spear, belonging to the legendary Bob, is only bestowed upon warriors who he considers worthy of succeeding him. The runes describe of a mighty city in the jungle."

Bow:
"This sacred bow, belonging to the legendary Bob, is only bestowed upon archers who he considers worthy of succeeding him. The runes describe of a mansion lost to spirits."

Wand:
"This sacred wand, belonging to the legendary Bob, is only bestowed upon mages who he considers worthy of succeeding him. The runes describe of a hidden forest village."

Daggers:
"These sacred daggers, belonging to the legendary Bob, are only bestowed upon assassins who he considers worthy of succeeding him. The runes describe of a searing hot desert."

 

{Insert name of cool item here}
{Insert Lore about jpresent's potato puzzle}

I'm not good at creativity

 

Oak wand:
You picked this up on your way here. It seems pretty tough.

 

fate's shear: too bad you couldve gotten a decent rare dagger but nope LOL

 

think again
https://wynndata.tk/s/f7Nige

 

Papyrus
you can hear: Nyeh

 

I was going to make lore for Countdown explaining how it had a visual countdown timer on the hilt always ticking down from 4 at arbitrary times before I remembered I made it a rare... It was supposed to hint at how the regen timer works, so you could switch off of the weapon to avoid its enormous negative health regen.

 

Well, this is your chance to make that lore and share it with the world. I guess.

 

I a m b a d a t l o r e

 

freaking think of something at least
please

i'll do something i guess

Countdown
"This blade's hilt was forged with a countdown timer inside, powered by magic and ticking down from 4 at arbitrary times. Nobody but the creator of the blade knows the timer's purpose."

 

Freedom
Space Station Freedom was a NASA project to construct a permanently manned Earth-orbiting space station in the 1980s. Although approved by then-president Ronald Reagan and announced in the 1984 State of the Union address, Freedom was never constructed or completed as originally designed, and after several cutbacks, the project evolved into the International Space Station program.

Alkatraz
Alcatraz Island (/ˈælkəˌtræz/) is located in San Francisco Bay, 1.25 miles (2.01 km) offshore from San Francisco, California, United States.[2] The small island was developed with facilities for a lighthouse, a military fortification, a military prison (1868), and a federal prison from 1934 until 1963.[5] Beginning in November 1969, the island was occupied for more than 19 months by a group of Native Americans from San Francisco, who were part of a wave of Native activism across the nation, with public protests through the 1970s. In 1972, Alcatraz became part of a national recreation area and received designation as a National Historic Landmark in 1986.

Nirvana
Nirvāṇa (/nɪərˈvɑːnə/ neer-VAH-nə, /-ˈvænə/ -VA-nə, /nər-/ nər-;[1] Sanskrit: निर्वाण nirvāṇa  [nirʋaːɳə]; Pali: निब्बान nibbāna ; Prakrit: णिव्वाण ṇivvāṇa ) literally means "blown out", as in an oil lamp.[2] The term "nirvana" is most commonly associated with Buddhism, and represents its ultimate state of soteriological release and liberation from rebirths in saṃsāra

Lament
A lament or lamentation is a passionate expression of grief, often in music, poetry, or song form. The grief is most often born of regret, or mourning. Laments can also be expressed in a verbal manner, where the participant would lament about something they regret or someone they've lost, usually accompanied by wailing, moaning and/or crying.[1] Laments constitute some of the oldest forms of writing and examples are present across human cultures.

Fatal
Causing death

Stratiformis
Stratiformis is a public artwork by Korean-born artist Jin Soo Kim located in Catalano Square, which is south of downtown in the Historic Third Ward of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States. The large sculpture combines disassembled knitting machines culled from a local apparel manufacturer in a grid of rusted rebar, all hand-wrapped with galvanized and copper wire.[1] It was installed in 2006.

Guardian
The Guardian Life Insurance Company of America is one of the largest mutual life insurance companies in the United States. Based in New York City, it has approximately 8,000 employees in the United States and a network of over 3,000 financial representatives in more than 70 agencies nationwide. It currently ranks 254th on the Fortune 500 list of largest corporation in the United States.[1] In 2015, Guardian achieved the highest earning in its 155-year history with $7.3 billion in capital and $1.5 billion in operating costs.[2] Founded in Manhattan in 1860, the company offers a wide range of insurance products and services, including life insurance, disability income insurance, annuities, investments, dental, and vision.[3]

Pure
Pure Software was founded in October 1991 by Reed Hastings, Raymond Peck and Mark Box. The original product was a debugging tool for Unix/C engineers called Purify. After adding new products such as Quantify and PureLink, and doubling its revenue every year for four years, Pure Software went public with the help of Morgan Stanley in August 1995.[1][2] In August 1996, Pure Software merged with Atria to form Pure Atria Corporation.[3] Later in August 1997, Rational Software acquired Pure Atria, giving Hastings the capital to start Netflix.[4]

Archangel
An archangel /ˌɑːrkˈeɪndʒəl/ is an angel of high rank. The word "archangel" itself is usually associated with the Abrahamic religions, but beings that are very similar to archangels are found in a number of religious traditions.

Cataclysm
Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, or CDDA, is an open source survival horror roguelike video game. Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead is a fork of the original game Cataclysm.[1] CDDA features text based graphics but has an alternative graphical tiles version. The game is freely downloadable on the game's website and the source code is also freely available on the project's GitHub repository.[2] Rock, Paper, Shotgun named CDDA in 2016 one of "The 50 Best Free Games on PC".

Gaia
In Greek mythology, Gaia (/ˈɡeɪ.ə/ or /ˈɡaɪ.ə/ from Ancient Greek Γαῖα, a poetical form of Γῆ Gē, "land" or "earth"[1]), also spelled Gaea, is the personification of the Earth[2] and one of the Greek primordial deities. Gaia is the ancestral mother of all life: the primal Mother Earth goddess. She is the immediate parent of Uranus (the sky), from whose sexual union she bore the Titans (themselves parents of many of the Olympian gods) and the Giants, and of Pontus (the sea), from whose union she bore the primordial sea gods. Her equivalent in the Roman pantheon was Terra.[3]

Warchiefs
Age of Empires III: The WarChiefs is the first expansion pack for the real-time strategy game Age of Empires III. It was released on October 17, 2006 in the United States.[1] The expansion pack was bundled with the full game of Age of Empires III, called Age of Empires III Gold Edition on October 23, 2007. The Mac version was ported over, developed and published by Destineer's MacSoft. The full game for Mac was released on June 12, 2007 in the United States. It was followed by a second expansion pack to the original game called Age of Empires III: The Asian Dynasties.

Discoverer
Discoverer Clear Leader is a double hulled dynamically positioned drillship, capable of operating in moderate environments and water depths up to 12,000 feet (3,657m) using an 18.75 in (47.6 cm), 15,000 psi blowout preventer (BOP), and a 21 in (53 cm) outside diameter (OD) marine riser. The Marshall Islands-flagged vessel is owned by Transocean, and is operating in the Gulf of Mexico of the United States.[2][3]

Apocalypse
An apocalypse (Ancient Greek: ἀποκάλυψις apokálypsis, from ἀπό and καλύπτω, literally meaning "an uncovering") is a disclosure of knowledge or revelation. In religious contexts it is usually a disclosure of something hidden, "a vision of heavenly secrets that can make sense of earthly realities".[1]

Az
Alkmaar Zaanstreek ([ˈɑlkmaːr ˈzaːnstreːk]), better known as AZ Alkmaar or simply AZ (Dutch pronunciation: [aːˈzɛt]), is a Dutch professional football club from Alkmaar and the Zaanstreek. The club plays in the Eredivisie, the highest professional football league in the Netherlands, and hosts home matches at the AFAS Stadion.

Grandmother
Grandparents are the parents of a person's father or mother – paternal or maternal. Every sexually-reproducing creature who is not a genetic chimera has a maximum of four genetic grandparents, eight genetic great-grandparents, sixteen genetic great-great-grandparents, 32 genetic great-great-great-grandparents, 64 genetic great-great-great-great-grandparents, etc., although the numbers will be lower in cases of pedigree collapse. In the history of modern humanity, around 30,000 years ago, the number of modern humans who lived to be a grandparent increased.[citation needed] It is not known for certain what spurred this increase in longevity, but it is generally believed that a key consequence of three generations being alive together was the preservation of information which could otherwise have been lost; an example of this important information might have been where to find water in times of drought.[1][2]

Ignis
Ignis is the fourth album by Swiss violinist Paul Giger recorded in 1998 and released on the ECM label.[1]

Spring
Spring is one of the four conventional temperate seasons, following winter and preceding summer. There are various technical definitions of spring, but local usage of the term varies according to local climate, cultures and customs. When it is spring in the Northern Hemisphere, it will be autumn in the Southern Hemisphere and vice versa. At the spring equinox, days are approximately 12 hours long with day length increasing as the season progresses.

Hero
A hero (masculine) or heroine (feminine) is a person or main character of a literary work who, in the face of danger, combats adversity through feats of ingenuity, bravery or strength, often sacrificing their own personal concerns for a greater good.

Idol
An idol is an image or other material object representing a deity to which religious worship is addressed or any person or thing regarded with admiration, adoration, or devotion.

Thundracrack
A thunderstorm, also known as an electrical storm, lightning storm, or thundershower, is a storm characterized by the presence of lightning and its acoustic effect on the Earth's atmosphere, known as thunder.[1] Thunderstorms occur in association with a type of cloud known as a cumulonimbus. They are usually accompanied by strong winds, heavy rain, and sometimes snow, sleet, hail, or, in contrast, no precipitation at all. Thunderstorms may line up in a series or become a rainband, known as a squall line. Strong or severe thunderstorms, known as supercells, rotate as do cyclones. While most thunderstorms move with the mean wind flow through the layer of the troposphere that they occupy, vertical wind shear sometimes causes a deviation in their course at a right angle to the wind shear direction.

Monster
A monster is a creature that produces fear or physical harm by its appearance or its actions. Derived from the Latin monstrum, the word usually connotes something wrong or evil; a monster is generally morally objectionable, physically or psychologically hideous, or a freak of nature. They are usually composites of different creatures, or hybrids of humans and animals, but the term can also be applied figuratively to describe someone with similar characteristics, such as a person who does cruel or horrific things.

Warp
Warping, was the former practice of letting turbid river water flood onto agricultural land, so that its suspended sediment could form a layer, before letting the water drain away. In this way poor soils were covered with fertile fine silt (or warp), and their rentable value was increased.

Weathered
Weathered is the third studio album by American rock band Creed, released on November 20, 2001. Some versions are enhanced CDs and include videos. It has been certified 6× platinum by the RIAA.[6] The album entered the Billboard 200 at number one, selling 887,000 copies in its first week of release,[7] and remained in the top spot for eight consecutive weeks, a record which Creed shares with The Beatles album 1.[8] The album contains Creed's shortest ("Freedom Fighter") and longest ("Who's Got My Back?") song. The album has sold more than 6 million copies in the U.S alone.

Inferno
L'Inferno is a 1911 Italian silent film, loosely adapted from Dante Alighieri's The Divine Comedy. L'Inferno took over three years to make, and was the first full-length Italian feature film ever made.[2] (The Story of the Kelly Gang, released in Australia in 1906, is the first full-length film).

Grimtrap
Johann Georg Friedrich "Fred" Grim (born 17 August 1965) is a retired Dutch football goalkeeper and the current manager of Netherlands U21. Grim represented Ajax Amsterdam and Cambuur Leeuwarden during his football career.

Galleon
Galleons were large, multi-decked sailing ships used as armed cargo carriers primarily by European states from the 16th to 18th centuries during the age of sail and were the principal fleet units drafted for use as warships until the Anglo-Dutch Wars of the mid-1600s. Galleons generally carried three or more masts with a lateen fore-and-aft rig on the rear masts, were carvel built with a prominent squared off raised stern, and used square-rigged sail plans on their fore-mast and main-masts.

Boreal
In paleoclimatology of the Holocene, the Boreal was the first of the Blytt-Sernander sequence of north European climatic phases that were originally based on the study of Danish peat bogs, named for Axel Blytt and Rutger Sernander, who first established the sequence. In peat bog sediments, the Boreal is also recognized by its characteristic pollen zone. It was preceded by the Younger Dryas, the last cold snap of the Pleistocene, and followed by the Atlantic, a warmer and moister period than our most recent climate. The Boreal, transitional between the two periods, varied a great deal, at times comprising within it climates like today's.

Slayer
Slayer is an American heavy metal band from Huntington Park, California. The band was formed in 1981 by guitarists Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman. Slayer's fast and aggressive musical style made them one of the founding "big four" bands of thrash metal, alongside Metallica, Megadeth and Anthrax. Slayer's current lineup comprises King, vocalist/bassist Tom Araya, drummer Paul Bostaph and guitarist Gary Holt. Hanneman and drummers Dave Lombardo and Jon Dette are former members of the band.

Crusade Sabatons
The Bosnian Crusade was fought against unspecified heretics from 1235 until 1241. It was, essentially, a Hungarian war of conquest against the Banate of Bosnia sanctioned as a crusade. Led by the Hungarian prince Coloman, the crusaders only succeeded in conquering peripheral parts of the country. They were followed by Dominicans, who erected a cathedral and put heretics to death by burning. The crusade came to an abrupt end when Hungary itself was invaded by Tatars. The crusaders were forced to withdraw and engage their own invaders, most of them perishing, including Coloman. Later popes called for more crusades against Bosnia, but none ever took place. The failed crusade led to mistrust and hatred for Hungarians among the Bosnian population that lasted for centuries.

 

onion ring "A ring made out of the 7th ring of an onion, it brings luck to whom ever wears it."

decoder ring " A seemingly bizarre ring made of multiple rotating rings with wynnic symbols inscribed on it."

any morph set item "a piece of equipment that seems to shift and move to your will, but allways keeps the color of "insert gem type", no living creature understands its origin."

Criistal "a necklace once worn by theorick the mage, made entirely out of unmeltable ice crystals, no matter how much heat is applied it never melts."

 

i'm glad to see a lot of people are making lore
this is why we need lore on every item

also message 200

 

Cool (the ring): "The coolest cat in town."

: "Think again."

 

cluckles favorite feather "you monster."
Mooington's skin " just why?."
Baab's wool "is this funny to you? why are you killing innocent animals and keeping their remains?"

yahya's stained bowl " why you would keep a lunatics eating bowl with bits of food left on it i can never understand."
Diamond dust "a chestplate made out of crushed diamonds, its so beatiful people and monsters alike will throw their valuables at you just to look at you."

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statue "shoes that make you impossibly heavy and for some reason slows every part of your body down despite only being on your feet."
generator amulet " an accesory made out of a power source found within llevigar's power core, you probably shouldnt have this."
clock set items " the absurd ammount of clocks on this thing boggles your mind, they seem to be telling the time of every territory in gavel."

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that is the last im making im out of ideas for now