How Would You Assasinate Your Enamy

burn their feet with fire
after feet are burnt and ablaze, set out the original fire
force them to watch every yaoi/hentai ever
stab them in every single unvital spot
force them to have drugs that will make them a twisted corpse barely hanging on to dear life
shoot them randomly
5 finger fillet them
after 1337 days (feed them only enough to live so that they survive that long)
noscope them whilst eating doritos and mtn dew

 

Do it with style
1. Get a knife
2. Assassinate them assassin's creed style

 

Stab them with a knife while hugging...
Uhw, thats a sad idea ;n:

 

Seeing as how I'm a Navy SEAL with over 300 confirmed kills and trained in gorilla warfare, I'd kill them in one of 700 ways, just with my bare hands of course.

 

I'd figure out what the hell an enamy is first