How Much Money Is Too Much

Greedus · Oct 11, 2020

Too much is when you can literally trade all of it for Amazon and Microsoft Combined. Big Jeff and Bill just wanted that Green Green Cash

HappyCreeperlo · Oct 15, 2020

Flynn Taggart said: ↑

Infinite le. You spend 24 hours a day lootrunning, looting uncontrollably. After 10 bank slots you start to worry. You desperately try and buy all the discoverers. However, the le only accelerates. It's been 5 minutes. You try to close your enderchest, but it overflows. The floor of the bank is covered in green bottles. You try the trash can. There is too much le for you to flush. The air gets hotter from the heat released by the le. It is now up to your knees. You struggle to stand as the le starts melting your flesh off, but it keeps flowing out the ender chest, putting holes in the ceiling. The le accelerates. It consumes the whole town, melting everyone into a slurry of green with red spots. You see a cow sink under, it's steak rising back up. You pray to Salted for his forgiveness. You try to close the chest, but instead it bursts, destroying the pocket dimension the le was stored in. The le imposion consumes the corruption, as even Bakal flees in terror. The le accelerates more. The armies of Fruma, Gavel and Corkus unite to stop this threat, only for they themselves to be overflowed. The immense weight of the le starts to increase gravity. After two days, all of Gavel is consumed. Even the darkest dephs of Dern are consumed by the stream of emerald green. The green accelerates more. Soon the whole world turns into a giant emerald, every living thing haven been homogenized by the sludge. It now has three times the mass of the Earth. But its not done yet. The gravity of the green sphere attracts the moon, resulting in a cataclysmic collision leading to green rains. The le vores the sun like its nothing, before accelerating to a fraction of the speed of light. The immense gravity of the le sucks the entire speckle of stars known as a galaxy into the sphere of emerald. Soon it accelerates faster than the expansion of the universe. Salted himself panics, but even godly beings such as him are consumed. The whole universe becomes green; however, it continues to accelerate. The very barriers of time and space are broken, as other universes are flooded by the green. Even the entire multiverse becomes a giant mass of greenness, instantly dooming any beings living there. DIO is instantly killed by the 9999999^9999999999999999 meter emerald splash. The very fabric of reality is torn apart, with the green breaking infinity and beyond. Not even omnipotent beings can perceive its might now. The mass gets so great that it collapses, turning reality inside out, yet it is still not as big as your mom. Eventually, you stopped thinking. The end.
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