How Many Alerts Do You Get? (daily)

Well I usually check 2-3 times each day, and in the morning I usually have 20-30. Then usually 15-20 at the second time and 5-10 at the third, so on a busy day, over 50 alerts, on a regular day, around 30-45.

Take in consideration that I'm watching a lot of threads and a few sections.

 

I round them down.
And an update for most alerts: 600

 

I get like maybe 10-20 usually... but I don't post as much as I should, so oh well

 

Well thats because you were like bombed

 

Not counting bombs my highest is 400 in 24 hours

 

I get 0 because I am a lonely person.

 

Now I feel bad for you… have an alert.

 

Literally the 'How popular are you' thread

 

Not many, 1-5 but I am just starting out on the forums

 

I get 0 messages and I feel Sad :((( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

I feel so great on this thread because I get to give random people alerts. So, have an alert!

 

2-8, usuallly :p

 

I = Shitposts, H = (# of profile posts) Piggy-backing off popularity, S = Hours of sleep gotten last night, T = Likes

T = |H + I•-S|

Alerts = T/-S + H•I

Totally grounded in reality and not just acting smart

 

I usually get 1-5 but that's because I'm not watching any threads/forums right now.

 

I get... a lot
i don't know the exact amount per day, but i haven't checked my alerts in about 3.5 weeks and i have 4542, so around 180 a day? recently it's been slowing down though