How And Why Would You Kill The Person Above You?

I don't need to kill you, you're killing yourself

 

For refusing to kill Youtube, I will kill you with a Katana

But can you use a Wakizashi with a Katana too?

My memory never fails me... Unless it's School-Related.

 

I kill you with a katana for doubting my sword skills

 

*takes katana*
*realizes that it's heavy as fuck and swings it around frantically*
*kills everyone in the area, including myself*

 

I'll send an army of birds at you.

 

Fuck that, you're the SYNAPSID SCUM that took the earth from us! We're attacking you!

 

What do you have against me ;-;

There are some foolish people, attack them!

 

FILTHY SYNAPSID YOUR EXISTENSE IS TORMENTING US

 

Can't we try diplomacy? Okay, We can allot you land. Just eat Donald Trump first.

Actually nvm I don't have the authority

 

Allot us "land"? You've taken our planet! We've even lived on Antarctica, and you think all this terrestrial land belongs to you?

 

I don't, normal humans do. We might not be here by 2020 anyway.

 

yeah because the american president will be as smart as a 5 year old

 

Yeah I'd kill him.

Why: let's pretend he killed my father or some shit.

How: grab him. Tie him to a chair. Put loud speakers in the room. Then play this on loop:

Then watch him die.

 

I'd kill you because you're using a defaced Smash Mouth song, and now you're a rockstar.

Although it seems like you're killing yourself by the look of your avatar i need to change my avatar oh god

 

I can't kill a bird....

 

For refusing to kill, I will strap an anti-dragon bomb to a dragonstone and throw it at you.

 

I would stab you in the stomach with a WASP injector knife and then yank it out causing increased blood loss and with the poison from the knife u be ded

 

I will kill you by making you sleep with Donald Trump in your bed, You now have full body cancer