Community Event Homruh's Giveaway! (ended Already)

GaPoi
spring
im poor

 

IGN: DaveZombee
Joke:

Spoiler: de joke

People writing "mystic" instead of "mythic"

Reason:
ples

 

IGN: Zepic32
Joke: 10 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU BOUGHT A BAD COMPUTER
1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
7. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.'
11. It's a potato
Why I should win: Because my signature

 

IGN: DutchSpruceRun
Joke: My life. (jk)

 

I was told that you forgot your password, is that true lmao?

 

ye for like 1 month + i was playin other game so i didnt try to find it back

 

oh

 

IGN : icebreaker970
Joke :
reason : broke asf

 

Username: mynipplesaregood
Joke: What's a dear with no eyes? a no-i-dea(As in no idea)
Why I should get the items: I like playing wynncraft a lot, and it's my birthday at april the 15th :D (I lied but I just want them XD)

 

Ign: Pioneerinq
Joke: Corkus coming out during early april.
I should get it because im poor.

 

IGN: _Sephyr_
Joke: I know a good one, my penis
Reason: I want to afford a better mythic because everyone knows owning a mythic = small penis.

 

IGN: Madib00

A 6/5 quality comic: made with Paint


Reason:
I've lately dreamt on doing a Weathered build. When I owned one way back I did not know how to do builds so I'd really like to give it another go. also it's exactly 2 weeks to my birthday
I already own a Gaia and my warrior is happy with its poison build so I do not really need all of the mythics. Will you only choose one person to win it all or will you give the items away separately? If they are given separately, I'd like to try my luck with the Weathered. I'd feel bad for getting all of them.

I feel like a bad person for even participating after everything you've done to help me.
I'm going to miss you when you're gone, will you come back someday? ;-;

 

IGN: yuval_yar
joke: what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta :D
reason: cause I am poor and I didn't get any mythics and I am level 93 / 83 / 50
another reason: I am in your guild <3

 

IGN: captainrex534
Joke: So why was the soup so expensive? It had 24 KARATS (Gold)
Joke2: I have a skeleTON more jokes to tell!
Joke3: So Bob ate 50 out of 50 burgers what does bob have now? diabetes bob has diabetes (I'm sorry if this offends you .-.)
Reason: I'm poor, also I need better weapons...and armour, that I could buy with LE .-.

 

you're not in my guild lol

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one person gets everything

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@JackyKit @Siradm apply kids free stuff

 

can i change my joke? (look at my post again I changed it)

 

Ah ok well I'm in anyways, free stuff I can sell for cheap to people who really want them.

 

Joke: Staff responses to the Hallowynn quest "Please direct all pitchforks and torches towards ******"
IGN: BobbyTaylor

 

IGN: ToastyBread
Funny Joke: Corkus will come out early April
Reason: I need to make more LE that I can waste it on breeding horses

 

IGN: mindflex22
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because the trench coat man had a gun to it's back and the van was on the other side of the playground. There were already 7 other chickens inside. They were never seen again.
Reason: RNG has never liked me, the only mythic I own is an archangel, and I can never sell items.