Community Event Homruh's Giveaway! (ended Already)

I can show you two, come server 1 detlas

 

I know they "exist"; I've seen them through trade and on screenshots but when I mean they don't exist I mean finding them yourself without the help of another player. I feel like they never drop unless you've been blessed by a god or something.

And I wouldn't recommend posting that there, as this thread is primarily for giveaway entries. Either PM or Skype me, but let's not detract from the true meaning of this thread.

 

Ign: TeunH2406
Joke: me
Reason: I always wanted to test Gaia but it's too expensive to do so

 

IGN: RogP
Funny Joke: my bank account

 

IGN: hypt

JOKE: Me winning this giveaway
REASON; I'm really poor and have never got to double digit LE

 

IGN: Shadowbear100
Joke:


Everyone knows Dave:
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,

"Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.

"President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.

At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"Pope Francis," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.

Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave?'

Reason: Never had a good mythic and am dirt poor.

 

IGN: _StayGold_
Joke: [doesn't work cause the president is trump now but ignore that] What does it sound like when the president of the United States farts?

Spoiler: it sounds like

BARRRRACK

im sorry that was bad pls send help
Reason why: I'd like to get the Gaia, or the LE's so I could buy my friend a Freedom cause he's wanted one for a long time :3. ((Fredrique)) And also, I've never had a mythic myself and used all of my money trying to breed a white horse (and then eventually buying one to make me even more poor)

 

Ign:vbn5202_789
Joke:The person on the trade market asking for a free duped Strati
Reason:I will never get a mythic from grinding

 

Write your IGN, a funny joke (Any racist jokes will be automatically banned from the giveaway) and a good reason why you should get it.

IGN: SHsuperCM
Joke: I think I need to build a Squeezer in modded... WAIT, SQUEEZER! I HARDLY KNOW HER!
Reason to get something of yours: I like turtles..

 

IGN: Gigavern
Joke: What food is a symbol of a greeting between Gerts?
Yo-Gert (yogurt)
Reason: Mythics exist for a reason too.

 

you don't have to sound so disappointed, good for him thought

 

god this giveaway is rigged af, jk my joke is actually good

Spoiler: actual joke

those people who join this giveaway and trying to create a joke thinking that they can beat me

ez

 

The real joke is giving jacky 20 stacks out of all people

Jk we all know it's fake

 

only the wealthy can win...

 

Omg that was a great joke. Too bad it didn't win you the giveaway!

 

i feel

Spoiler: beaned

 

The guy with 70mythics and 100stax wins. Kek

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thats just bs

 

I know he doesn't deserve it, but still, his apply was the best in my opinion.