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"Despite copy protections, it's still shockingly easy to construct a Black Banner. I won't lie and say that it isn't demoralizing."
- The Guild Master

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"All who wish to impact the war of the realms must eschew morality. Light and Darkness are only truly identified as the absence of one other."
- Elven Elder

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"I heard, once... they refused to help an elderly woman across the street."
(The crowd echoes with gasps.)
- Storyteller, found in a Cinfras square

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"..he appeared to have been running an off-the-books session of Sky Chef at the time of his death. Though the food he was eating was confirmed free of any posions that could have induced the heart attack, the examiners made sure to note the dish's horrific composition. Their notes on their distaste for the dish were extensive, calling it 'depraved' as well as a 'violent attack on the very art of cooking.' What the dish was, we may never know, as the examiners burned it at the conclusion of their analysis, before burning the analysis itself."
- Gavel Gazette

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"Sure, they're some of our best... uh... 'labor contractors'... but I don't like them. Can't help but feel like they're toying with us, y'know?"
- The Warden

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"It's evil that actually gets things done, feeds hungry mouths at night. 'Heroes' don't do anything but wave around a weapon and get in the way the rest of us."
- Big Butch

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(In a low, crackly voice): "weeeaak."
- That Thing.

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You don't remember what they did. But I do.
I always will.
- Your Soul

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"And lo, it was said that the law of the land is dictated by the Five Great Edicts:
The first, that magic is the sign of the Ruler.
The second, that all Fruma is the realm of the Ruler's will.
The third, that the great damnation is Wynn.
The fourth, that to lead a guild is to create a domain of Evil outside the Ruler, and to invite to Fruma war.
The fifth, that there is no war within the Fruman walls.
Have faith in your Ruler, be pious, and there never will be.
Thus sayeth the Ruler."

- The Annals, Edicts 1:12-19

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"i think they can help me kill him I THINK THEY CAN HELP ME KILL HIM its all his fault i cant have failed i have to kill him then itll be ok i have to kill him"
- Asset #8

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"He just cast us out of being, to fulfill his agenda. So that he could win this war. I could never forgive him."
- Aluxander

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IGN: Archnagel_06
Discord: Archangel_06#1979
Time Zone: GMT+1
Opinions on Warring: It's Fun to fight each other unless it becomes personal.
What you’ll bring to the guild: A Pizza? I even don't know yet, I guess we'll gonna see! (hopefully).
I'm a New Player so I'm gonna need help (and I'm not an English Speaker).

 

"Fell off the back of an airship. None o' yer business, squirt. Now, are ye gonna draw, or are ye gonna stand there with that.. silly..."
- Rymek Luke

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- Lutho Citizen

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heyyyyyyyyyyyy hhhh
where do i dm you? i have never used the forums before lmao

 

If you look at the top right corner of the forums, click on the little envelope icon and hit start a new conversation.

 

"Do not trust the beast of Dern, I warned them, and do not fall for its lies. They said that they have not. What arrogance. They worship it, they worship that which hates life, and yet they foolishly believe that they have not fallen under its sway."

- Elven Elder

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"Thirty curses to all who chose to invite the dragon."

- King Burtan

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"Rejoice, my children. Today, you are tribute, and your sacrifice ensures that the hive may not just survive, but grow ever stronger!

- Arakadicus, roughly once every six months

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