Lore/Story Grumpy Old Man Documentary

Finnaly another hiqh quality documentary made by me. This did take a while to make and even longer to upload. This documentary is about The Grumpy Old Mans life in Detlas, we found people buying and selling gfs and people selling spicy grass.



Grumpy Old Man Lore

In youth, the Grumpy Old man was the best bodyguard. He was used by many different influential people around the whole province of Wynn. He stared into his victims' souls, which caused them to collapse, and robbing their houses later for extra profit. This made him earn a lot. He went to Thailand to meet his disabled friend who liked to fry pets in a dishwasher.

The government during this time did not like how he earned so much money, and started to tax him for everything. Breathing tax, existing tax, not-getting-aborted tax, getting tax tax, and all kinds of different types of taxes. The Grumpy Man did not like this, and started tax evading, which worked for a while... until the Wynn tax gays found out and arrested him. They took all his earnings. He was sentenced for life because not paying taxes is the worst crime in the world.Meanwhile in prison, the Grumpy Old Man made a lot of friends. All of them were also in prison for life, but only because they refused to pay that much amount of tax and not get any benefits for it. The prisoners were forced to grind different professions every day. The Grumpy Man had enough and pranked the guards by scraping all the prisons tools. This enraged the prison owner so they cut the food budget which already was terrible. In that same year, the colossal rats started stealing food, which did not make situation any better. The prisoners became hungry, and wanted to start a revolution.One of The Grumpy Man's friends had knowledge in the field of science, and started researching bombs made out of potatoes. After 3 months of research, they found out that it was not possible, and the scientist had already died a day before - choking on a potato. When one of his friends died, it made The Grumpy Man angry, so he decided not to give up. At this point Grumpy, had been relocated to the dishwasher room where he cleaned all the dishes. The prisoners were starving, so they started capturing colossal rats and frying them in the dishwasher, all-together with soap to get some flavor. This sounds disgusting, but it tastes a lot better than it sounds. The prison owner became angry when the prisoners did not appreciate his mom's recipe, and preferred rat friend with soap instead. He started locking people into fridges as punishment for eating a friendly rat. The Grumpy Man scrapped all the fridges, and the Wynn government sent their whole army to handle the situation by eliminating all the rats. This caused the prisoners to starve even more, and some starved to death. The prisoners became restless, and the Grumpy Man began protecting different prisoners in exchange for extra food as a payment. This was very effective and after 9 years, all prisoners except 2 had died of starvation or was killed by the Grumpy Man. Now that there were only 2 prisoners left, the Wynn government cut the budget for the prison, which caused almost all the prison guards to lose their jobs. A year later the Grumpy Man's friend died of potato cancer.
After 12 years in prison, a new government took control and banned taxes. The tax evader prison shut down, and the Grumpy Old Man was released because it was not worth running the prison anymore. However, the Grumpy Old Man did not get back any of his money, so he now continued to work as a bodyguard. For the money he earned, he bought a gf and married her, but she instantly died after a player accidentally threw a spell on her. Now the Grumpy Old Man was in a big depression. He moved in at Nemracts bar, and lived there for the next 20 years, he become so drunk that his breath could instantly kill somebody. Salted thought he was too powerful and sent a special team to capture the Grumpy Old Man. They put him in a closet, he was kept in the closet for months before Salted decided to put him in the store. Then the Yakuza member Dream96 bought the Grumpy Old Man and gave it to GeneralPutte as protection, who was under attack by different staff members who constantly harassed him and deleted his content for no reason.

The Grumpy Old Man is now enjoying his last years stalking GeneralPutte and watching children on Tiktok. He is also preparing for the upcoming rat invasion…

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