Giveaway (leaving Bc I Lagg Too Much)

IGN: 69kg
Joke: GM's= Gay Men ofc
(but they don't know)
Do you know me?: Nope I don't think you know me or it's the other way around :000

 

Ign: apartmentt
Joke: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? Go to auschwitz with a dustpan
Do you know me: I bought a pure from you

 

Ign: Enduh
Tell me a joke: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
Do you know me?: No D:, but it's always sad to see a community member leave!

 

Ign:Billybobjoemon
Tell me a joke: (am i allowed to do a racist joke if not than nb4 ban from wynncraft) what do you call mexican baptism

Spoiler: Meme you dip

Bean dip

Do you know me? No

 

Ign: minerdwarf222
Tell me a joke:
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
Do you know me?:
Not at all. Never seen you before and if I had then it was either just a quick glance and I forgot or because I forgot.

 

IGN : DerVillager
Joke:

Spoiler: Sorta racist joke

Are there female gens in beer?
Because Everytime I drink it my car driving skills are 0 and I say shit

Do I know u :
Who r u?

 

Ign: Enhanced_Human
Tell me a joke: I love animals, and my dog got sick, so I drove him over to the vet.
On the way there, I ran over a cat.
(I can't take credit for that)
Do you know me?: Now I do.

 

Ign: mod_ern
Joke:
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any hands.

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Not Sally.

What did Sally get for Xmas?
Mittens.

Oh wait, never mind, she hasn't opened it yet.

Why did the plane crash?
Because Sally was piloting.

Do you know me?: Unfortuanetly, not yet.

 

IGN: Jamieverse
Joke: so a panda walks into a bar and says, "give me a sandwich" so the waiter gives the panda a sandwich.
The panda eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter, then exits the bar.

The bartender goes after him and says,
"hey! Why'd you shoot my waiter?!"

The panda says,
"look me up in a dictionary"

So the bartender goes to the dictionary and...

Pandas you know?
eats, shoots, and leaves.

How do you know me: i don't know who you are

 

Ign: Stag2001
Joke: you bidding on my auction with the money you could get from the az you are giving away ;-;
Do you know me: See joke ;-;

Vote: just gimme that az goddammit ;-;

 

Ign: Duelodyc
Joke: If you ever feel too cold, go to a corner in your room, they're always at 90 degrees
Do you know me: Never saw you in game but saw you on forums for a bit, so no, I do not know you :)

 

Ign: laggeh_aka_migel
Tell me a joke: why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Bc all of them who could run, jump or swim made it to the United States
Do you know me? I've seen u in chat in deltas

 

Ign:Air_Locke_
Tell me a joke: i burned down my house with a washing machine
Do you know me? no sorry but sucks you are leaving

 

Ign: NoG4meNoL1fe
Tell me a joke: My attempts at jokes
Do you know me? NNNooope. But rip due to lag :c
(Also wouldn't it be better if you made the choices like: "Give everything to one person" and "Give the items to different people on different days" or something? It'd be a lot more clear)

 

Ign: lego_man724
Joke: With great power comes great electricity bill.
Do I know you: unfortunately not :(

 

Ign: Lord_He1mchen
Tell me a joke: Trump should be president.
Do you know me: I don't think so.

 

IGN: MegaCoquin
Joke: Why did the sanik archer cross the road?

Spoiler: Spoiler

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Spoiler: Spoiler

You already know!

Do you know me: No, but it's still sad to see someone leave :-(

CMON 6th TIMES THE CHARM.

 

Ign: ElectroMantis
Tell me a joke: My nonexistent life
Do you know me? Sadly, no. Its sad to see a player leave though :(

 

Ign: EpicZ501
Tell me a joke: (shit I suck at doing joke so I'm not winning anything but might as well try)

Spoiler

Are you ready?

Spoiler

here it is

Spoiler

Insert joke that will make you laugh so hard I win.....(click the button)

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ok this is the real one I swear, ready?

Spoiler

what minecraft server do you get high on? Hypixel....BOOOOOOO get off the stage, no screw you!!!

Do you know me: I've seen you around but that's it

 

Ign: DuncanAY

Tell me a joke:

Joke 1

So there were three guys trying to get into the FBI. The FBI agent says, "Here is your final test, I will show you a picture of a person for five seconds and then you will tell me how many details you remember."

The first person is shown the picture for five seconds and then the FBI agent said, "So, how much do you remember about that person?" and the first guy says, "He only has one ear." Then the FBI agent, annoyed at the person says, "It's a profile photo, how did you even make it this far? Get out."

The second person comes in and the FBI agent gives the same test. The second person then says, "He only has one eye." and the FBI agent says again, "This is a profile photo, why are you even here? Get out of here." and waits for the third guy.

The third guy is shown the photo and then he speaks his response, "Well the guy uses contact lenses." The FBI agent is surprised as he doesn't know if the guy in the photo has contacts or not. After asking around the guy finds out the photo person did have contacts and asked the third guy, "How did you know that?"

Then the third guy says, "Well he can't wear glasses, he only has one ear and one eye."

Joke 2

Sohso while sailing on his way to work one day a man saw a blur run past at what seemed to be over 60 miles per hour. The guy says, "Holy Salted cow what was that?" and halts to try to catch a glimpse but failed. However another person ran up and the guy asked, "Hey, did you see that? What was it?" The other person then says, "That is a special three legged chicken. Me, my wife, and my son all like drumsticks so we breed three legged chickens." Then the man asked, "So, how do they taste?" and the person says, "I don't know, we haven't caught one yet."

Joke 3

Once at Nemrekt Nemract I was walking around and saw a guy with a pirate hook, an eye patch, and a peg leg. Once he got closer I could see he was my old friend Javier from college. I walked up and said, "Hey Javier, look at yourself, your a pirate! You were always talking about becoming a pirate and you've actually succeeded, great for you!" and then he said, "Hey there, once I finished college I went off into the ocean with the Seaskipper and went to pirate school, did you know there is a school out there on pirate island you can go to if you want to become a pirate?"

I then say, "So, how'd you get the hook?" and he says, "Well I was fighting in the first week of pirate school and this other guy was really good. I ended up getting my hand sliced clean off." I replied, "Ouch, that must of hurt, what about your peg leg?" and he says, "Same deal, after fighting my leg ended up having to be amputated."

I then say, "Well I feel sorry for you but they do come with being a pirate, that stuff happens. The eye patch is the same thing I assume, a fighting accident?" Then he says, "Well that one is kind of funny, I was swabbing the poop deck and looked up at just the wrong moment and one of our birds pooped in my eye." Then I say, "Really? You don't lose an eye from having a bird poop on it." Then he replied, "When you wipe it off with a hook you do."

Joke 4

On 9/7 a ninja decided to go to the Wynn Horse Race. The ninja didn't have his own horse though so be bought one out of the slave market/forums. The mage who the ninja bought the horse from said, "By the way, if you ever need to jump lean forward and say jump." While the guy was thinking, "I've been riding for year and this guy thinks he can tell me how to ride.." the ninja instead just said, "k thx bye"

When the race started it was going fine for the first parts until the first jump. When he came to the first jump the horse plowed right though the fence. While a bit far back however the ninja kept going. On the 2nd jump the horse just ran right into the water. Then the ninja was thinking, "Ok maybe I should say jump..." After that the ninja won the race.

The mage then congratulated the guy for winning but said, "However it doesn't look like you said jump for the first two jumps." but the ninja replied, "No I did it's just that your horse must be deaf." The mage then said, "No, the horse isn't deaf, it's blind."

Joke 5

One day a rope that somehow obtained the ability to control it's body walked into a bar. The bartended said, "Sorry we don't serve for ropes." Then the rope ran out and coiled it's self up and walked back then. When the bartender said, "Aren't you the same rope I told to leave?" the rope responded, "I'm A FRAYED KNOT."

Do you know me: Nope although I probably have seen you in Detlas a few times.

Oh also most of these are riddles not jokes so I kind of automatically win if no one else gives a joke.