Community Event Giveaway 64le + Decent Legendaries

Says to comment a joke... my social life ;-;

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Why didn't the image work ;-;

 

(Disclaimer: This will only make sense if you know even just a little bit of French)

Three cats are competing in a race. There's an American cat named "One Two Three", a German cat named "Ein Zwei Drei", and a French cat named "Un Deux Trois". The cats all swim across a lake. The American cat finishes first, and the German cat finishes second, but the French cat is nowhere to be found.

Why?

Because the Un Deux Trois quatre cinq.


I want to win this because I want to get an Apocalypse :')

 

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
This is my real joke, I REALLY WANT TO WIN

 

*Man on computer* Click, Click, Click.

*Computer screen says* "By continuing on this website, you must agree to share your cookies."

Man: Yeah, whatever.

*Cookie Monster in dark room* "Hahaha.... FOOL"

I want to win this giveaway because even though I am such a high level, I unfortunately only have a Pure as my only mythic and a few LE in my bank. By winning this giveaway it would give me a serious boost on Wynn.

EDIT: Holy crap 100% serious I just lost my pure to a glitch fml.

 

I'm a stickler for dad jokes. Even though I'm not actually a dad.
Anyway, here's a funny joke:

Son: "Mom, Dad... I'm gay."

Mom: *stares at dad*

Dad: ...*clenches fists*

Mom: "...don't!"

Dad: *sweats profusely*

Mom: "ಠ_ಠ"

Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"

ign: toxicdrule
I want to win this giveaway because it's my birthday tomorrow, and 64 LE with a few legendaries tomorrow would be a pretty cool gift.
Also I had that joke stashed away for a while and this seemed like a good opportunity.
I'm here all week, ladies and gentlemen! And the next week. And the one after that. And etc...

 

IGN: Zepic12

Funny Joke, (my life)

Actual Funny Joke, China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you

Why i want to win: i lost a weathered a while ago because of glitches and i want to try buy it back

 

What do you call an autistic guitarist?

Gitarded.

I've never really have had more then 32 le at a time and I'm saving up for and Az

 

So the bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve time-travelers here."
A time traveller walks into the bar.

that actually goes pretty deep if you think about it

I need the money bc i want to save up for a 40/40 white horse (not to b racist or anything, its just that, yknow, brown horses suck and whites are better)

 

Spoiler: i regret every decision i have made that lead me to this life.

p.s I really want money cause i don't want any wynn tycoons

 

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, so he had a lot of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and because of his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

The class starts and the teacher goes through the alphabet where each person has to name a word for a letter. The teacher goes through the list and starts with 'A'. Little Johny's hand shoots up to answer. The teacher thinks, hmmm I better not pick Johny he might say something rude like asshole. So she picks another kid. "apples", and he says yeah good on you Tom. Then moves to 'B'. Again Johny's hand goes up and thinks he will say bitch. So he picks another student "bananas", good job Ella. Then the teacher goes through the whole alphabet and gets up to 'R'. Once again Johny is keen to answer. The teacher thinks, hmm what will he think of now. And the teacher thinks, you know I think it's safe, I can't think of anything rude. Then he goes "yeah Johny have a go" and he says "rats", the teacher goes, "rats, of all things rats" and Johny says, "yeah, big fat fuckers with the long tails."

I'm poor

 

But rats doesn't start with T.

 

well ill give it a try :
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?
(also i wanna win cus y not)

Well if u got enough tell me ( i got 3 Az)

 

Check out this game. This is gonna be the new WoWkiller!

Why i wanna win? Cause I''m new and need some dough... and potatos

 

don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way it octopus

 

how to fix a tuba
with a tuba glue
ha ha ha

my name is super cool and i currently have 19 le

 

Patient:Doctor doctor,my foot is not right , what's matter?
Doctor:Of course it's not right , it is your left foot.

 

I'm past deadline, biggest joke.
ign mizzkissy

 

Who won though?

 

^^