Community Event Giveaway 64le + Decent Legendaries

Tom dick and harry are three explorers in the jungles of Borneo
The three explorers are captured by cannibals
the cannibal chief says he will let them live if they go into the jungle and brng back 10 items of fruit
The three of them set out to get fruit
Harry is the first to return with 10 apples
The cannibal chief explains the trial to him "to complete the trial you must place the fruits inside your butt without any expression or noise"
The first apple was ok but harry winced on the second apple and was promptly killed and went to heaven (stay with me)
Tom was next to return with 10 berries.
the chief explains the trial to him as well
Tom starts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and is killed
Tom and harry meet in heaven where Harry asks "Tom why'd you laugh you nearly got away with it"
Tom responds with " I couldn't help it, I saw Dick running with an armload pineapples

(this isnt copy pasta, this is the only funny joke i know)
I want the LE to help level up my other classes (like the other 4 i have that are like level 4)
Thans

 

when you get really sweaty over a game

i need the money for a late mothers day present quick

 

Alas, I cannot win this giveaway, as there are no funny jokes for me to post below.


I is trash.

 

OK, HERES MY JOKE!

Spoiler

Fruma is coming out in 2017

And why do I need this stuff?
because I'm poor maybe?

 

Dad: Hi son, now that you've finally saved up alot of money from doing small time jobs from me, are you doing to buy a new pc?

Son: No dad, im gonna buy a CSGO knife to show my friends how i use my #DaddyMoney

Dad: Welp, time to go waste myself on some good ol Nemract whiskey and get drunk and pretend i never heard any of this

Am i Wynning this yet?

 

Whats the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?

...

Snowballs.

I show boob for LE. It really embarrass. plz i need the 64 Le

 

Ok, this one will be be pretty long, but I find it funny. Here it goes:

There is a town, and it had been raining for several days. Local authorities begin to evacuate citizens from there house. At this point in time, the water was only knee-deep.

However, there was a preacher in this town. During the evacuation, a row boat with a few people floated by the preacher's house while he was watching from the window. One said, "Preacher! Come with us, We will take you out the flooded area!" The preacher replied, "Thank you, but God will determine my fate. He will guide me in these strange times." The people in the boat complied, and drove off.

Soon, the water had reached the first level and the preacher was forced to stay in the second story of his house. A few police officers drove up in a motor boat. "Preacher!" one of them said, "Come with us to safety, we can get you outa there!" Reluctantly, the preacher shook his head. "God will determine my fate!" he said back to them, and they drove off.

The water continued to climb higher, and the preacher resorted to staying out on the roof (the water was well past the 2nd floor). Suddenly, he heard a *chop chop chop* and looked up to find a helicopter circling above him. "Preacher!" the pilot said, "I'll drop down a ladder! I'll get you to safety!" Like before, the Preacher once again refused. "God shall send me down the path that he sees fit!" The helicopter pilot flew off.

Finally, the water engulfed the house, and the preacher drowned.

As he arrived at the gates of heaven, he confronted St. Peter; however, he looked quite surprised. "Preacher!" St. Peter said, "What are you doing here?" The preacher replied, "I drowned... I let God determine my fate, I knew he would choose when my time would end." Confused, St. Peter opened a massive book and flipped through it. "That's odd... we sent you two boats and a helicopter!"

I'm proud to say I did not copy-paste this :P

 

Ah come on I was gonna do that

 

Salted.
(I have less than 1 stack and need mythics k)

 

In fact, Donald Trump and Putin are cousin.

 

What if... the coins u find down the back to f the couch and in draws are actually spiders trying to pay rent...?

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Also, me broke

 

Username: ProfitGod
Why I want to win: acc got hacked now need to start all over agian.
Joke: Here's a meme

 

Saraldar:
a dutch joke about a belg
er was eens een boer in belgië die beweerde dat zijn varken kon rekenen.
hij nam 3 mensen naar het varken en vroeg aan het varken: wat is 3+6, het varken andwoord: NEUF.
de mannen zijn verbaast maar 1 van hem vraagt: wat is 5+3. de boer word zenuwachtig en steekt snel een stok in de kont van het varken en het schreeuwt: HUIT

 

Why was the soup so expensive

It had 24 KARATS

I'm poor so I need the LE

 

My mother told me, "You'll never get anywhere in life if you procrastinate."
I told her, "Oh yeah? Just you wait..."




I want to win this giveaway so I can have reassurance that my jokes are funny.
And because I'm poor. ;-;

 

watch it ten times without stopping, you'll probably laugh. 'nouf said
(btw I got this from aops memelist, this is not my gif)

I want to win so I can level up my skrub archer and maybe give some a wei.

 

Overused but xd

 

So one day this man moves into a neighborhood he's about 69 years old and since kids are dicks they start rumors about him. The man hears one of these rumors and says How did you know?! The kids are confused because the man wasn't being sarcastic so one day they sneak into his house and find out that he really does have a MLG 360 Hipster dik-dik duck pengu farm in his house! But the man says when he finds them that that's not the thing he was talking about so they go upstairs and find out that this 69 year old man actually has an X-Box that he says he invented in 1738 but the kids are like pshhhh liar but then they find out that the man is really the founder of x-box and are like :O but since the old man is a mean man he says HA PRANKED NERDS!!!1!!!1

Love me pls my jokes are mazin
I wanna win because I have never had over 32 le

 

An old lady asks a bus driver:
How can you get to the cemetery faster?
The driver responds:
Get under the wheel.

I want to win this because I just started(lvl30) and I may need those LE for my future and wynncraft is my new drug so I need LE to get everything 100% real nofake im poor like a zombie :c

 

There is Samantha that she's doing the swing. She falls from the swing.

That's not funny, right?

Another joke

*Knock Knock*
Who is?
Certainly not Samantha


Sorry for my English (Italian guy).. I would like to win because Samantha has lost her arms. Lie.. i'm poor :(