Get To 0 Before Being Counted Down To -3000!

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-3000 gang wya I need backup

 

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French revolution number

 

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back-up incoming

 

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Finally

 

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why not go up instead? Then you'd already have 2 backups here.

 

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This is the Way

 

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The way to disappointment, perhaps.
Up is the path to greatness!

 

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I don't play enough card games for this lmao

I activate my epic special unit Terra Halcyon Lance's Ultimate Brave Burst "Starglow Escudo" and deal massive damage to all your units while gaining a massive damage reduction for the next 3 turns. Then I hit the Whip and the Nae Nae to perform a massive triple-kick combo against your star unit R.S.S. Tideripper, which leads to a chain reaction and summons The Nothing Mage, The Hollow Knight, and Ahri from League of Legends. Together they perform the ultimate fusion combo and turn into Alexandrite, who then does a flamethrower and dealing the final blow to the rest of your units.

 

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I activate my Library of Alexandria, putting my Nullification back on the field, then spending 3 green mana to grant all of my creatures hexproof until end of turn, thus blocking your flamethrower. I deploy the Radiance for 300 points, taking control of your Hollow Knight. I attack with all 14 of my creatures, for a total of 57,850 damage should you choose not to block - though Nightmare King Grimm's Pyroblast could immediately finish you after, as you only have 65,600 defense points remaining.
I'll then put Xyraith onto the field as a planeswalker, and use his +2 ability, sacrificing a card from my hand.

 

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I summon Alice from Alice in Wonderland, who then summons 2 million lions capable of defeating The Sun. Then I deploy my trap card that makes The Hollow Knight explode and deal friendly fire to all units owned by whoever controls it. This summons Cthulhu who then creates a massive crashing wave towards all your units, while it's sheer size completely blocks all the damage my units would take. Then I use The Golden Apple that heals all my units to full and completely negates all damage they would take for 3 turns. I also summon Osiris who then necromancies the heck out of my dead units, reviving them to full and turning them to unstoppable forces of destruction, completely ravaging the Library of Alexandria before going to sleep.

This leaves me with 1 Mana left, which I eat. Perchance.

 

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I tell you to go play https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/bullshit-your-way-to-victory.298771/, which is literally just what you're doing right now but a forum thread