Free Rp [do Whatever The F*** You Want (unless You Are Power-playing Or A Mary Sue)]

The energy blade slices the RS in half.
He falls down to the ground, shattering into bits.
Again, Lazarus stops pulsing lightning and the red crystals on him become purple.
Lazarus now feels empowered.
The bubble fades, releasing the kitten.
He looks up to Lazarus, awaiting his name.
However, time and space becomes fucked up due to Lazarus not being corrupted.
(Red Lazarus came from a time where Lazarus was corrupted. Tacgnol used Red Lazarus against uncorrupted Lazarus.)
A rift opens in the sky, releasing the same stranger that forced Jamie out the thread.
"You've been bad, Lazarus."
There are red crystals growing out of the stranger, as well as red lightning.
Red Stranger vs Lazarus

 

SUDDENLY, MANTIS RUSHES ON TO THE SCENE, STUFFING A cOcoNuT SeeD in EveRyoNEs NoSEHOle

 

Tacgnol gets reanimated by the corruption and ends up firing a beam at Mantis.

 

Mantis casually eats the beam, compressing the beams energy and mass, forming a mushroom scented black hole

 

However, the black hole explodes into red crystals, which impale Mantis.
Red crystals start growing out of Mantis as well.

 

Lazarus replies "Yeah I have, but that's unrelated." He charges power.

Winter and Longcat attack Mantis and Tacgnol, respectively.

 

Red Tacgnol is so distracted on fighting Mantis that she doesn't notice she's being attacked.
Red Tacgnol is being knocked aside by Winter and Longcat.

Red Stranger charges up a volley from his Plasma Cannon.

 

doopadoop waitin for the other part

 

Arta the great adventurer walks onto the scene and promptly dies of a heart attack, his body growing to massive proportions because reasons and crushing Mantis, red Tacgnol, Winter, and Longcat followed by him sinking into the center of the earth and a massive lava plume coming out of the ground, burning/melting/killing/combusting everyone to death

 

However, the Red Stranger, still with a degree of sanity, reverses time by 18 seconds.
He lays a mini black hole mine that sucks up the adventurer and kills it instantly.
He then charges up his plasma cannon again.
Mantis, Red Tacgnol, Winter, and Longcat are back in action.
Red Stranger now has a protective bubble around him.
RED STRANGER'S PROTECTIVE BUBBLE
About: A shield surrounding the Red Stranger that he can fire out of but nothing can come in. However, years of not maintaining it have led to it being weak, resulting in even the weakest attack being able to break it. It's still good enough to nullify any additional attacks that hit him for a VERY short time after the shield is destroyed.
The bubble seems to regenerate unpredictably, and can deflect any extremely strong attack back to the attacker (to prevent power playing. All power playing attacks, including ones that can't be deflected, are deflected back to the attacker.)
The bubble also can not be corrupted.
Yes, the bubble can deflect thunderbolts, sound, and pretty much anything even if it doesn't make sense.

 

Lazarus, somehow receiving this blurb of information, makes an extremely low energy (so low that it emits infrared light, invisible to the naked eye) laser, and fires it at the Red Stranger.
"m8 i rek ur buble scubbbb xDDDDDDD" Lazarus mocks.

 

The bubble shatters.
"Lazarus, dinosaurs aren't the only thing I destroy."
The Red Stranger's crystal growths turn green through extreme power.
S fires his plasma cannon at Lazarus, firing 3 cluster rockets at Lazarus.
He then runs off and rapes Winter.

 

You kind of forgot the difference between reptiles and mammals.
Winter is unfazed by Red Stranger's failed attempts to sexually assault her, as reptilian genitalia are much different than mammalian genitals.
Winter blasts Red Stranger with her entire arsenal, and Lazarus fires a shitton of missiles at Red Stranger.

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(Also, sexual assault is a real thing. It can damage people for life. Rape is not a joke. Fuck you for saying that joke.)

 

An undamaged version of the Stranger comes out of ANOTHER RIFT and shows the Red Stranger a picture of Donald Trump, finishing him off.
"That's what you get for making very offensive jokes."
The stranger looks up at the sky.
"It's okay, DraaAAAAAAAAA!!!, the problem's been taken care of."
He then zooms off.
(i'm sorry. ._.)