Free Rp [do Whatever The F*** You Want (unless You Are Power-playing Or A Mary Sue)]

Lazarus runs off and is replaced by Winter, who immediately fires off a ton of missles at the pair.

 

Tacgnol and Red Lazarus fire a barrage of fireballs at Winter.
Mid-attack, Tacgnol runs off to deal with Longcat. He pulls out a laser cannon and fires it at Longcat.
The missiles end up hitting Red Lazarus.
He shrugs the blows off, but he is slightly weakened.

 

Winter twists a knob on the plasma cannon.
"It's dinner time..."
She dashes towards Razarus. The plasma cannon begins spewing out blue flames.
"And roast turkey is on the menu!"

 

Red Lazarus tries to leap away from the blue flames, but the flames graze him and set him alight, putting him in intense pain. He ends up grounded and vulnerable, protected only by red crystals growing out of him.
Tacgnol pushes a button on her remote.
"Well Winter, it's a good time to be alive."

 

"shit this is some plot device or superweapon isn't it" replies Winter.

 

"Yes it is, Winter."
A very beautiful Dromeosaur emerges from the ashes and asks to marry Winter because he's admired her for a long time.
The Dromeosaur introduces himself as Remmus, and he gives Winter a very beautiful crown, with Tacgnol's paw hanging from it.
"This was expensive Winter, but I love you."
Just kidding.
An army of the power playing Mary Sues comes from all sides of the field.
"It's been fun, Winter."
A mary sue opens fire onto Winter.
Surprisingly, it only deals 60 damage.
(EDITED) A mysterious voice out of the thin air laughs ar Tacgnol and tells her it nerfed the Mary Sues.
(The Mary sues are no longer OP, they can now be killed very easily and they don't have that much power anymore. Plus, they have some flaws in their personality now and they're not as pretty.)
A red shadowy crystal golem emerges from Red Lazarus's corpse.
A mary sue shoots Winter's plasma cannon with her fully automatic sniper rifle.
"It's bedtime, Winter."
Tacgnol gets a Light Cannon from who knows where and fires a beam at Winter. (The beams supposed to make anyone it hits drowzy.)
The Red Scourge has awakened.

(WARNING: Longcat is about to run away unless he does something in the RP.)

 

(WARNING: Stop controlling my characters fuckstick I really hate when people do that I don't have a problem with you but please stop. If anyone should be able to control characters, it should be me, but I'm not doing that because I'm not an asshat)
Winter is kind of scared. Understandably. Lazarus runs out of the laboratory and hands Winter a Protonium Seeker, aw weapon that fires tracking bolts that are attracted to the compound Protonium. Lazarus arms himself with a Protonium missile launcher (meaning anything hit my said missiles will br hit by any nearby bolts from Winter) and a jetpack. A small, fluffy tyrannosaurid sits on his shoulder. Both of their forcefields activate. Lazarus unleashes a barrage of missiles unto all of their opponents.

Longcat starts taking care of the Mary Sues.

 

Suddenly a magic human named Jamie came out of the sky.


ATTENTION CITIZENS.

He said.

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

BLOODY BUTTHOLES. THAT IS ALL.

Then he flew away.

 

Longcat snipe's him out of the air, and continues fighting. (As if we didn't need more shit attacking us)

 

But Jamie turns around, and it bounces off his giant butt, barely missing Longcat. He tps away, to try and jack up another thread.

 

Lazarus pulls out a giant button and presses it, and a nuclear warhead flies out of the lab, directly smashing into Jamie and exploding.

 

But Jamie see's Draaaaaaa isn't giving up. He returns with hundreds of dank memes as his army.

 

Not dank

 

But suddenly, the ground shook and the earth quaked. "He rises!" The trees seemed to chant as the wind picked up speed, rustling their branches into a chaotic chorus.

Then everything hit a standstill- the world just seemingly stopped. Then, the most formidable and terrifying beast appeared from hell itself- Nachoman.

Revered as the most cheesy villain on the planet, he was known to have killed the most bravest of heroes from his perch on Mt. Dewm.

Nachoman flew towards the dank army and held out free Mountain Dew and Doritos to the army, but little did the army know that the MLG snacks were actually- oh crap no meta plz take moi snacks.

 

sudenly American jets start raining freedom on nachoman

 

A magical dunce hat magically appears on Tacgnol, severely weakening her.

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Alright, I've edited my post to be the same but not be an asshat.

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The mary sues use flamethrowers and shotguns to snipe Jamie out of the sky.
Tacgnol takes damage from the magic dunce cap for being an asshat and mind controlling DRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'s characters, and is unable to do anything else because she's too tired from doing so.
The Red Scourge starts doing Donald Trump's speech, and goes to take care of Longcat
A man wearing mechanical wings and high-tech shoes that allow him to fly and run really fast appears out of nowhere, moving unpredictably to steal Winter's plasma cannon.
He successfully does so, and sticks a crank into the plasma cannon.
He aims the plasma cannon at Jamie, and turns the crank really fast firing a volley of plasma shots that are extremely hard to dodge and taking damage from being hit by them can not be avoided, and the damage from it can not be reduced either.
The sheer impact from the plasma shots forces Jamie out of the thread, for now.
He then takes the magical crank out of the plasma cannon, reloads it, then gives it back to Winter before running off.

 

Winter wonders how she got a working plasma cannon after it was shot, but then deals with the task at hand and goes for Tacgnol. Meanwhile, Lazarus charges at the Red Scourge. He fires off multiple missiles at it.

 

(Maybe the stranger who stole it to deal with Jamie fixed it?)
The Red Scourge summons a wall of hot red crystals to block the missiles, then smacks the dunce cap off of Tacgnol's head to stop its foul magic.
Tacgnol is still recovering.
The dunce cap shatters, rendering it now useless.
The stranger returns to the fight wielding a harpoon.
As he flies through the air, he starts opening fire onto them.
The harpoon cannon shoots 9gag flags.
As the dank memes are hit by the 9gag flags, it causes them to radiate an aura of hatred that makes everyone including the fellow dank memes turn against them.
The stranger "accidently" drops a camera near the scene and runs back home, grabs some popcorn, and watches the dank memes try to kill each other.

 

Meanwhile, Lazarus' arm thingy with the missles and shit produces a laser sword. He runs towards the crystal dude guy

 

Tacgnol makes a very durable sniper rifle from the red crystals.
The Red Scourge fires red lightning at Lazarus.