Free Rp [do Whatever The F*** You Want (unless You Are Power-playing Or A Mary Sue)]

*Appears then explodes, never to be seen again*

 

Then darude -sandstorm start playing so loud that the entire universe hears it...

 

But then Lazarus, with a giant cast around his chest, limps out of the laboratory and asks: "But did it really? You see, the universe may be an infinite plane, constantly expanding into itself giving the force to fight the 2nd law of thermodynamics..."
And he drones on and on.
Winter is considering shutting him up, but she decides to destroy the comment that started Darude Sandstorm.

 

Longcat comes out from nowhere, and having faked his own death to trick Winter, he leaps out and throws a wallet full of 100 dollar bills at Winter.

 

Winter grabs the wallet and fires a freeze ray at Longcat.

 

Longcat blocks it with Snoop Dogg's mixtape, and 420 dankscopes Winter's freeze ray.
A mysterious voice then says "No one has ever done that, no one has EVER done that!"

 

Winter flies back into the lab. She is preparing something.

 

Longcat escapes.

 

*the united states of america joins the game* *starts shooting everyone with assault rifles*

 

Spoiler: Show Server Log

[12:45:23PM] [INFO] Oryx joined the game
[12:45:30PM] [CHAT] Oryx: Hey guys whats up
[12:45:35PM] [CHAT] Oryx: guys what happened
[12:46:12PM] [CHAT] Oryx: you guys are so immature... this is my payback
[12:46:15PM] [INFO] Oryx left the game
[12:50:56PM] [CAUTION] Lag spike due to unknown causes.
[12:50:56PM] [CAUTION] Lag spike due to unknown causes.
[12:50:56PM] [CAUTION] Lag spike due to unknown causes.
[12:50:57PM] [CAUTION] Lag spike due to unknown causes.
[12:50:57PM] [CAUTION] Lag spike due to unknown causes.
[12:50:57PM] [CAUTION] Lag spike due to unknown causes.
[12:51:04PM] [WARNING] Extreme packet overload at connect.langExecute:troubleshoot.zip.
[12:51:04PM] [WARNING] Server reboot recommended.
[12:51:06PM] [wARNING] Possible DDoS attack. Automatically restarting server.
[12:51:06PM] [SAVE] Saving world... 1%
[12:51:06PM] [SAVE] Saving world... 4%
[12:51:06PM] [SAVE] Saving world... 12%
[12:51:06PM] [SAVE] Saving world... 14%
[12:51:07PM] [WARNING] Files corrupted. Server end. What a loser.

rip the roleplay

 

Lazarus att3mpts t0 f1gH7 7h£ C0r®\/¶7℅¢¶©^€[]£}+*+$+$!

Lazarus walks out of his lab, preparing to fight, as he just started his new innovative forum game, named "Free Rp [do Whatever The F*** You Want (unless You Are Power-playing Or A Mary Sue)]".

 

As Lazarus walks out of his labratory, he is shot in the chest by a beautiful girl who is smart, funny, and is the love interest of [BLEEP].
Lazarus takes 131264213874281374 damage from the attack.
Miraculously, Lazarus's anger that the rules were broken causes him to survive the shot.
He ends up rewinding in time before the attack, healing his wounds.
Thankfully, the power playing Mary Sue fled.
As more power playing Mary Sues come, a white flash of lightning comes from the clear sky somehow, killing most of the approaching army.
Longcat zips by, handing Lazarus a minigun before speeding off into the Horizon.

 

Lazarus is also angry that some kid on the forums controlled his character.

 

The power playing mary sues are closing in on Lazarus.
Lazarus is too focused on being angry, making him vulnerable.
A cute brunette Bethany points her 420blazeit sniper rifle at Lazarus.
She goes to pull the trigger, however a distant voice distracts her.
"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
Reaper leaps into the crowd and uses Death Blossom, mowing down the rest of the mary sues.
As he kills the last sue, he throws his shotguns onto the ground and pulls 2 more out of his cloak.
He stretches his hand out to help Lazarus up.

 

After getting up, Lazarus says "Well aren't you EDGY?" sarcastically. Lazarus is still mad at people

 

Reaper decides to have a little bit of fun.
He throws his shotguns to the ground, doing the Hotline Bling dance while doing so.
8 shotguns are on the ground.
As he goes to walk away, another Lazarus snipes Reaper, then stares menacingly at the real Lazarus.
https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/fa.../102015-music-drake-hotline-bling-gif-8.0.gif
Pretend the dancing guy is Reaper and he's throwing shotguns onto the floor.

 

Krazy leaves Wynn for the Province of Corkus, he will subside there for the rest of his kitty life. Selling and buying Mythics, trading and selling items to the other residents. He will lead a peaceful but, sad and lonely life. Sad and lonely just like my skills at rp.

 

Lazarus slaps the false Lazarus, and then wonders how a dromaeosaur could hold a sniper rifle.

 

"Well Lazarus, I'm still surprised you're still alive."
Tacgnol emerges from the pile of Mary Sue corpses.
"It's about time I killed you for real."
Tacgnol arms fake Lazarus with an arm cannon and a Razor tail.
However, Longcat witnesses something about to go down and rushes to help Lazarus.
Tacgnol and Red Lazarus vs Lazarus and Longcat
(DraaAAAAAAAAA!!! will have control over Longcat)

 

Suddenly, Shrek appears out of nowhere with Sans accompanying him as they bring their Dorito army and their Mountain Dewzookas into the fray.
Epic music starts to play across the land.