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Free Rp [do Whatever The F*** You Want (unless You Are Power-playing Or A Mary Sue)]

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by hmm, Jun 20, 2016.

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  1. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Tacgnol freaking the fuck out, she impulsively turns around and shoots Lazarus in the chest. The bullet penetrates Lazarus's chest and makes a hole in his backpack. She drops her sniper rifle, and takes out a LMG instead. Then...
     
  2. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    Dudolph is very sad that someone would tell him to shut up. He turns his sick beats as high as they can possibly go, and summons his weeb army from Sydney. They all have plasma RPGs and light sabers.
     
  3. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    "OH GOD" Lazarus screams.
    "IT'S STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GASTRALIA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Lazarus runs into the lab with what little strength he has. He won't be reappearing for a while, that's for sure.
    A new face appears.
    "Hello." Winter says.
    She has a freaking plasma cannon attached to her right wing, with a built-in missle launcher. She has a forcefield around her (albiet could be broken by one shot, it's only so that one-shot kills aren't a thing, but she's extremely tough on her own due to how fast she is and her ability to react very quickly to things). She has an Absolute Zero Cannon, with the ability to freeze pretty much anything solid.
    Her gaze shifts to Tacgnol.
    "So you're the one who shot my brother?"
    A jetpack emerges from her backpack and she flies into the air after Tacgnol, firing her plasma beam right at them.
     
  4. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Tacgnol tries to run away, only to find the plasma beam going right in their path.
    She ends up running into the plasma beam, falling from her flight in pain.
    "SHITSHITSHITSHIT"
    She drops down to Lazarus's body, while shooting at the weeb army with her LMG as she falls.
    (i'm also surprised the bullet one shotted Lazarus)
     
  5. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    (lazarus didn't die because bird organs are different than human organs, you just destroyed his gizzard and damaged his intestines and kidneys which is pretty painful, so he's getting healed in the lab but you won't see him for a while because of that)
    Winter dodges most of the shots but gets hit with a few of the last ones, destroying her shield.
    She deactivates her jetpack and flaps down (dromaeosaurs like Velociraptor couldn't fly, some could glide though, and all of them could do weird flappy things), this time shooting at the LMG in Tacgnol's hand.
     
  6. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Tacgnol falls even more. The LMG is knocked out of her hand, and the fight is boring, so she takes out a revolver.
    She puts one bullet in, spins the whatever you call it that holds revolver bullets, then aims at Winter and pulls the trigger. Then...
    (I thought Winter was above Tacgnol?)
     
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  7. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    (Yes, but after she knocked Tacgnol down she chased them down.)
    Winter sees this, and dodges it just enough to graze her left wing. Despite being hurt, she unleashes a crapton of missiles onto Tacgnol and fires her plasma beam at them.
     
  8. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Tacgnol, being surprised that the bullet fired, is too distracted to dodge the missiles or the beam. She ends up being vaporized into black smoke.
    Longcat emerges from the shadows and thanks Winter for finally defeating Tacgnol.
     
  9. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    "You're welcome." Winter says. She shifts her gase to Dudolph.
     
  10. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Longcat says to Winter, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" as he glares down at Dudolph and his weeb army.
     
  11. Nihilego36

    Nihilego36 Avos Air Avos

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    Minecraft:
    100 Jesuses fall from the sky.
     
  12. meesv123

    meesv123 A Dank Meme from Idk

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    He smiled as he used his wiener to cut down the enemy forces
     
  13. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Longcat ends up ejaculating on the weeaboo army, which kills about 300 of them, and then he puts his dick away.
     
  14. Howie J

    Howie J ugh soooo done with life

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    Some mole people show up out of the ground, then capture Rick Astley as moles love his music.
     
  15. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Winter is absolutely disgusted and starts firing missiles at everyone.
     
  16. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Longcat is caught in the crossfire, and considers teaming up with Dudolph to take down Winter. Longcat scratches Winter once as a warning.
     
  17. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Winter figures the same thing that killed Tacgnol will kill Longcat too. She fires off a huge barrage of missiles, and fires her plasma cannon at Longcat for being so inappropriate. Being that Longcat is close enough to scratch her, she uses her freeze ray on them. However, she runs out of missiles.
     
  18. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Longcat falls out of the sky, and pleads Dudolph to help him. He throws him a missile launcher, and fires a crapton of missiles at Winter's weapons.
     
  19. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Winter's shield regenerates, and she uses her jet-pack move very quickly... behind Dudolph. She throws Dudolph into the missiles, and that, combined with the middle launcher in his hands, explodes into a giant fireball. She then fires a plasma cannon at Longcat's missile launcher, and attempts to freeze them.
     
  20. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Longcat dodges the freeze ray, but only enough so that the ray grazes him. He then dissipates into white mist and floats away.
     
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