Fortunately, Unfortunately (3.0)

Fortunately the guy finds new friends.

 

Unfortunately these new friends abuse him

 

Fortunately he told his mother

 

Unfortunately he hit adolescence and is no longer relying on his parents

 

Fortunately, he is now too cool for friends

 

Unfortunately he goes insane by the lack of socialing with others

 

Fortunately, being insane becomes the social norm.

 

Unfortunately because Trends are Trends, it quickly isn't anymore.

 

Fortunately he receives mental help

 

Unfortunately, that help comes from the insane cat lady

 

Fortunately she had a cat that could translate her gibberish

 

Unfortunately, the cat relied on Google translate and the translation took hours, not to mention the many grammatical errors it presented.

 

Unfortunately, the cat became mentally retarded after meeting Oryx

 

Fortunately it finds therapy and becomes smart again

 

Unfortunately it loses almost all physical ability as a result

 

Fortunately, physical ability is for the weak

 

Unfortunately, he ended up in a 48-hour-long full-contact football game with extremely buff people where substitutes and leaving the game weren't allowed (even with injuries).

 

Fortunately, it flooded and the match got canceled.

 

Unfortunately the members of the team beat him up because of it.

 

Fortunately, the team was struck by lightning