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For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

Discussion in 'Your Services' started by Mac N Cheese Man, Oct 9, 2019.

  1. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Why don’t snowboarders make good plumbers?

    Because they only know about half-pipes.
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    Why are fish the easiest animals in the world to weigh?

    Because they come with their own scales.
     
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    TS_potato Da bumping potato power VIP+

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    TrapinchO Oh no, I lost my plague somewhere near Gelibord! VIP+

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    “Doctor, I keep seeing an insect buzzing around me.” “Don’t worry; that’s just a bug that’s going around.”
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    Hickory dickory dock,

    Three mice ran up the clock.

    The clock struck one,

    And the other two escaped with minor injuries.