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For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

Discussion in 'Your Services' started by Mac N Cheese Man, Oct 9, 2019.

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  1. TrapinchO

    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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  2. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    sorry, forgot about this

    What do you call someone who wears cowboy clothes?

    Ranch Dressin’.
     
  3. Octacontakaitria

    Octacontakaitria Travelled Adventurer

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    I knock on the fridge before I open it,

    Just in case there's a salad dressin'

    Okay now gimme a good joke that I've probably never seen before.
    :)
     
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  4. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
     
  5. btdmaster

    btdmaster Famous Adventurer VIP Item Team

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  6. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
     
  7. TrapinchO

    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    BerriiBunnii Sleepy Cat Kid VIP

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    Me me need joke
     
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  9. Mekyr

    Mekyr Warden of Rymek Canyon HERO

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    Hello sir or ma'am or however you would prefer to be addressed,

    I request one funny please.​

    Gratefully and sincerely,
    Mekyr
     
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  10. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
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    Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself? It was two tired.
     
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    velvet_ii yuri cryptid

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    I'll take one joke, please

    here's your zero emeralds
     
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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet.
     
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    thepicferret Chief of Avicia, Send help wynncraft addicted HERO

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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
     
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    TS_potato Average kj main VIP+

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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
     
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  18. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What does that mean
     
  19. TrapinchO

    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

    What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
     
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